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"boat loaf," and other curiosities penned by theodore q. entloaf
"superior walnuts" a gentleman of distinction shall exude succinction when walnuts doth he pluck from his tree. "boat loaf" boat loaf, boat loaf, where could you be? nary a boat loaf as far as the eye can see! silver shiny boat loaf, come to me! "lincoln town and country" thou art a savage but noble beast, mine lincoln town and country, and when i'm dining effervescent, i drive you through existential funtry. "hat hymen" i say pop pop pop have you seen pop pop pop my vaginal folds? flap flap flap "steve is a jerk" steve is a jerk while i was at work he porked my lady "nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar" nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar. yet, people seem alarmed when i hoot and hollar, "i want justice! truth! extreme bargains!" so it's over to borders to stock up on records by the cardigans
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:29:00
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