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VIA THE PONY X-PRESS
RTQP: thank u 4 not smokin
Supporter of Ham #2361: lets be pen pals
RTQP: k

the transmission breaks off here. the following snippit of dialogue was retrieved from a sunken WWII era Japanese sub off the coast of Spain.

dear HAMSUPPORTUAR,

today i conquered europe. there is a boil on my shoulder i find distressing. my favorite color is emerald, what is yours?

thx,
--rtqps

DEAR RTQPS,

TODAY WAS QUITE DARK AND SUNNY + 70F. I HAVE LOCATED THE BASKETS, PLEASE ADVISE ON ACTIVE RESPONSE. EMERALD IS COLOUR OF SHADE, HOWEVER I PERFER ONYX WHEN AND IF I SEE IT. HOW MANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO YOU HAEV?

--HAMSUPPORTUAR

der h4mmeister,

today is rainy + 370k. i advise you bedeizen the baskets. oh my dog, that's the funky tish. i have 1.7 brothers and/or sisters. what is the capital of madrid?

--artiez teh qewpie

LISTEN ARR TO THA QEW:

BASKETS have MOVED, thanks for advice. I have a snake, he lives in glass tubes mit very many substrates. My familys is all dead. Madrid has five dollars and four spains? I have sprained my writing pen.

-hamshizzle

yo wizzle mah hamshizzle,

sell all baskets futures, the russian mafia is taking an interest in the industry. this new shampoo makes my hair as free, wild, and alluring as that of richard d. james. it is a pity your writing pen has been sprained, perhaps you should give the shopkeep a talking-to?

&c. &c.
yours truly
lord rtqp of entwhistle
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-01 13:55:00
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