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a survey for you, the consumer
Here is a survey for you, the consumer.

1. What will be the Betamax of the Internet age?

[ ] BLU-RAY (TM) (R) (C) ($)
[ ] HD-DVD (R) (TM) (C) ($$)
[ ] I no longer purchase movies.

2. Are you likely to purchase a Sony (tm) (r) (c) ($$$) Playstation 3 (tm) (r) (c) within the next 6 months?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] LOL THE PS3 IS HUGE EXPENSIVE

3. Your church is opening its doors to homosexuals. You:

[ ] SPEAK OUT
[ ] REACH OUT
[ ] COME OUT

4. Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-shebomp?

[ ] YOU
[ ] JESUS
[ ] RICHARD SIMMONS

5. Do you believe that Richard D. James actually owns a submarine?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] Well... It's more believable than fox news.

6. If made available for purchase in real life, would you buy the "Tool Time" game featured as designed by Al on the show "Home Improvement"?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
[ ] hey where's all the trademark symbols 'n' shit

7. Are you aware that competitors of Riced Out Yugo, LTD are filthy, filthy asshats?

[ ] YES
[ ] YES
[ ] What competitors?


Thank-you very much for completing our survey.
Please mail it to us at:

Riced Out Yugo, LTD
attn: francine bogwart
That Place Where I Put That Thing That Time,
20th St.
NY, NY 10009
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-19 01:09:00
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