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I shall now post things, as I come up with them.
General all-purpose threat #1: "belt sander in your eyelid, knave" Crisis #1: I am hungry! We have a NATIONAL EMERGENCY on our hands! Warning #1: Nasal decongestant will prevent you from seeing the fnords. General all-purpose threat #2: NASDAQ IN YOUR URETHRA Warning #2: Snare drums are sneaky. Observation #1: There are suspended bananas on TV. Appearntly they suspend bananas in foreign countries. This may or may not be related to the concept of jihad Omlette recommendation #1: Honeybaked ham and Kraft singles. Observation #2: KMFDM's new album rocks. It is simultaneously whimsical and wonderfully hard. Crisis #2: My water glass is empty, but I'm comfortable and don't want to get up to refill it. Somehow, some way, I will find a way to blame the religious right for this. Give me a few. Venture start-up idea #1: A record label called Communist Trax. The logo can be a mini hammer and sickle, dripping with the blood of the proletariat. General all-purpose threat #3: I'll ensure reverse suction causes trouble between your esophagus and Trent Reznor whenever you consume apple-based products! Observation #3: If your head is buzzing, you need porn. Lots of porn. Porn involving pumpernickel pivots. Trend #1: Feeding snakes porn is the craze that is sweeping the nation! Non-sensical, whimsical statement #1: pop goes the petrol station ... Well, this window has been open for 45 minutes, or so. That should be enough. Is the experiment a success? You decide. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-30 07:19:29 | |
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