I knew the grog was centuries past watachusetts, that was for sure. The kerplotz had zotzed the whole kerfuffle, that was for sure. Implosion was not taken lightly in the noughtwad nougat nursery.
How can one ascend the reindeer flotilla, these days? It seems but yesterday that rootbear floats fostered hifalutin hanky-panky. Zounds, m'lad. AOL 9.0, all new.
How can you help me? Well, it is quite simple, simply shower with your eyes closed, thrice a week. Make your bed as soon as you waken. Listen to "Hard Normal Daddy" by Squarepusher. And, for Gods' sakes, change your underwear regularly.
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