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there's too much blood in my caffeinestream. potatos farm people, except during blights. slide whistles don't slide, the silder in the slide whistle does. the television watches you. pamela anderson likes your tits. plasma televisions give you cancer. placentas are vital to american society. george w. bush loves cocaine. the simpsons is never on at the same time twice. my middle name could have been betsy. a stopped clock tells the right time, twice a day. by the time you read this, sir charles will be ready to take you on the bball court. the bureaucracy is full of government. martinis drink you. ambien swallows you. cows contract mad cow disease from humans. joke about soviet russia is not in soviet russian. dogs naturalized humans.
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