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bwuh bwah aHEM it has come to my attention that certain parties resident within my skull have been stepping somewhat out of line. once again, i run this fucking popsicle stand, bea arthur is dead, and richard nixon is currently punching his way out of his coffin. gongs are not for sexual gratification. gongs are for corporal punishment. should any parties within my head recieve sexual gratification from gongs, they will be immediately excommunated from the holy church of sweedish waffles. and painted chartreuse. the illuminati do not run the world. they just wish they did. the illuminati do not exist. they just like to think they do. i am not writing this sentence, but i like to think i am. it is convenient as a poetic device. lampswitchblade litotes. should the grand plan of johann sebastian bach fail due to insufficient supplies of HUGGIES (tm), countless civilians will perish in a mid-level aerobics step class, a tad south of 134 BPM. treadmill futures will skyrocket, and skyrocket futures will crash. i will continue to poke anything that seems to need poking. the following materials are not allowed on campus: lead, tea, nitrogen, helium, lambs. should anyone be caught smoking the detectors, the marshall will fire them. these rules set aside as groundbreaking; wind breakers will no longer break wind along linear ground. tea time will be moved to noon point seven on alternate tuesdays, and richard d. james is a-ok 100% FINE 'N' DANDY with this, so don't go crying to mom. should potato crops fail to grow fast enough, they will be instructed to 'work it' and be subjected to michael bolton and healing crystal salesmen until they capitulate, as capitulation is defined in the oxford english blog. illegal things are hereby declared to be legal, and legal things retain their status of illegality. should wigs storm the premesis, everyone sit tight, we've got this shanty so wired up, it'd take a cadre of christmas elves to crack the donkey. these rules are for our (my (your)) protection, and we hope you can appreciate your ability to desire to attempt to live in harmony, so help you god, martha stewart, and benny hill. amen |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-01 22:21:00 | |
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