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| fingity fingity fingity fong fong fong fong f'dong fong f'dong bong klong blong f'dong klong bong dong f'dong klong bong dong WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. eeeeeeeeeeep. ZATCH ZATCH ZATCH ZATCH ZACH ZACH pew pew pew pew zeeble zabble zimple matrotsky zeeble trot trot rtorot toroto totoro toronto torus taurs guitarus chordus kronos and a leave senimillia street to the experts and andadnaskdlsa or dadadadada fing fing LOAD LOAD LOF ALF lOAF LOAF LOAF ALF half-alf alf lalfllaflalfalfalf lazy ducks on the nile tumm turr tadeee, singing a little buttrash, best call the doctor for some tonic, sdflkslkjdfs, now the fingers execute the tangy palarkmy matrix mauever twisted upon ouretecture because the jews jesus jerusalem more in flatuation and would you like to buy a sticker? i have plenty in cheboygensdlfkjsdlfkds boy sauce low sodium and a tangerine matrix stretched across a pegboard for great autoharp xylotube unionitus. your turn with the frisbee now ok? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-15 17:42:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-15 10:27:00 | |
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| reminiscing about deuces with fuckle | |
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RTQP: what's the mileage on that deuce you got there RTQP: what is she, an 18-footer? fuckle: 18 foot six and a quarter fuckle: pure kentucky deuce fuckle: they don't build 'em like this anymore. fuckle: true deucemanship's gone the way of the dodo RTQP: i tell ya. it's getting hard to even find someone that can polish a deuce like that fuckle: deuce buffin' is a dying art fuckle: just a few old-timers left who know how to put a mirror shine on a class iii log RTQP: the river ain't worth floatin' it down neither. all full of justin bieber's little rabbit droppins fuckle: it's a cryin' shame. RTQP: i wish i could have done seen the civil war deuce floating down the nile back down in 1927. fuckle: boy, it was a sight to see. the whole town turned out to wish it well as it stank up the riverfront fuckle: nothin' like it before or since. RTQP: space deucein' ain't progressin' neither. man done landed a deuce on the moon. now we're still fartin' and a-tootin' about with global deuceocommunications fuckle: we've been goin' downhill ever since howard hughes flew the spruce deuce RTQP: i heard he kept it in a jar. fuckle: deuce jar RTQP: deuce in a fuckin jar RTQP: then float the jar too RTQP: down the river |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-14 02:22:00 | |
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| GHJKJGLKFFKJOD | |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-11-13 15:16:00 | |
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| Playing a saxophone. | |
| Now imagine that Bill Clinton is a urinating saxophone playing a raccoon. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-11-12 13:51:00 | |
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| Playing a saxophone. | |
| Now imagine that Bill Clinton is a urinating raccoon playing a saxophone. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-11-12 13:46:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-11-10 22:26:00 | |
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| a note to headerimg and all this fiddly technical crap | |
| i've just discovered the inner foam of my skull's manifold when oh god typey things. some fucking kid on the background going all siamese thanks to tiling, then you realize it's that jon and kate crap, two twins on either side of a photo tiling just to screw me up here, YES ME INDIVIDUALLY OK! i will not stand for this. i wrote you. i can destroy you | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-08 16:27:00 | |
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| HOVERFOX FOR A BETTER TOMORROW | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-07 13:45:00 | |
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| iabababbabaaaaabababaaa~ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-04 23:29:00 | |
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| some day in the future | |
| some day i will hear, "your butane is ready, mr. president." after that i will but momentarily cease the torrent of earwigs streaming from my ears to take stock of the situation: commander in chief. a ready butane supply. the sandwich empire withdrawing its forces in defeat, in no small part due to my brilliant coup during the battle of steve. the bjork symphony orchestra, constantly playing hymns to the great bjorkess in the sky. ayoo-ha, ayoo-hep! joyous, to be sure. 65 thorns atankard, naughts cross by autumn if we want to live through the winte- hold on. yes, bjork orchestra, could you turn down the yell a bit? i am taking stock of the situation? thanks. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-01 18:29:00 | |
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| deepest apologies | |
| how deeply are you offended up to your EEEARS? perhaps the sitar-spangled spaghetti was not to your liking. can you play the beef stromboni? i can, a lively rigotta in Q 0.523. sorry to express it in that ugly decimal, this thing doesn't really have notes in the conventional sense. quite unwieldy to turn, as well. didn't think we were gonna make it at the corner of otto and bismark, but gosh darn if it wasn't the fractional rigotta that could... sorry, i seem to have gotten off topic. in any case, we're sorry. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-11-01 16:03:00 | |
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| Larry Wall's Greatest Pipe Organ Hits | |
| sed check baby chek baby check CC! sed hort wuzza dudd chuzza got nimble on u gots glu no gru but m comin 4 u n i ain't got da flu n horsies r blu PC! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-30 17:00:00 | |
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| vote yugo 4 ultraprseident | |
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buy geo metro!111012xn attach global yugo representation to all forms of product cut back on funding to transit re-landscape the panama canal |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2010-10-27 01:24:00 | |
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| nordstrom niggles | |
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nordstrom niggles give me the giggles. laps and laps of serious squiggles. we're goin over da wall, see. you got to have camoflage. otherwise the trees will see us in no time!!! sezlike hummmmmmmmmmchupchaboogle, chupaporqato. now, on the parakeet tip:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-27 00:45:00 | |
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| electric pidgeon funk serious the eldrich | |
| once upon a time, my elders told me of electric pidgeon funk; serious the eldrich, how its subterranean rumbles would move the hills like the bowels of thor. the heavens would open with an almighty flap flap flapflaPFLAPFLAPFAFKAFdsfSDF:K and god would emit a jet of pure holy semen onto the church. winged solders of the electric blue zed persuasion would help the elderly finance their mortgages, and perhaps swap some recipes. steve would have mcdonalds on thursdays, and the perfect storm is nixon's agenda. it brought great blessings upon the harvest, along with a distinctive sheen to the tesla monument at elephant and castle. SPITSHINE DAT SUCKA RICHIE! giggle | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-26 03:04:00 | |
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| BLARGVAVPFHFPHHFFPHFPHHPHPHFFHHFFHFFFPPHPFFFPPHFFPHH | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2010-10-25 03:55:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 23:25:00 | |
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| THAT PIANO MEANS SALOON OK? | |
| jimmerman ascop and recombant matrix implores you to reconsider, for old tymes sake. old tymes sake should be served at 98 degrees, or something like that. is it bad form to microwave sake? in any case, they didn't have microwaves in the west -- doc brown seemed more interested in ice. this is understandable, as it is hot and there are snakes. and snakes hate ice. steve hates ice too. i'm simply cautious of it. do you ninny? ninny ninny yay. ninny ninny whoohaha. i've been told that odd fellows rest. a funny statement, as i wager regular fellows do too | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:44:00 | |
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¤ FACT: HORSES DO NOT WORK LIKE SKATEBOARDS!! ¤IN FACT: YOU NEED A DIFFERENT USERLEVEL ENTIRELY. ¤ PROBLEM: I NEED A TOW TO THE NEAREST AUTHORIZED PONY FELCHER ¤ SOLUTION: AAA TOW PONIES EVERDAY. ¤ DESIRED EFFECT: SATURDAY NITE BULLET-TIME ¤ MEANS OF CREATING EFFECT: JOHN GAETA MAKING AWKWARD COMMENTS ON "THE MATRIX" DVD COMMENTARY this transmission is copyright the polio society of america. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2010-10-23 21:26:00 | |
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