Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
FACTOID1
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and he'll jump the shark.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-12-17 17:07:51
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #13
Typical reaction to Riced Out Yugo #13
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-12-15 05:11:04
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typical reaction to riced out yugo #12
Typical Reaction to Riced Out Yugo #12
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-12-15 02:38:51
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uncompromised diversity
...While dreaming of ethically disemboweling a member of some unknown public transit authority, reading Mark into John, bypassing Luke altogether, contemplating effervescence, practicing hyperfukbot impersonations and searching the internets for nude photos of Tim Tebow... I suddenly realise... riced out yugo is my econ major.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2011-12-13 15:34:10
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will nature make a clam of me yet?
Posted by fuckle @ 2011-12-08 22:45:11
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Do not microwave
I am alone here, alone but not cold.
I do not envy your life.
Neither you nor your melamine wife.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-12-08 00:01:51
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Trollface circa 1968
Trollface 1968
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-12-06 21:56:41
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Let's build a Roquefort!
We will need:
  • Peltier
  • Iron wire
  • Plastic bucket
  • Sodium chloride
  • Pliny the Elder

Assemble ingredients in a pint glass, stir, and drink that shit.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-11-27 19:54:47
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sine of the times
"...loop loop loop spin..." the machine continued. I could see that I was
getting nowhere and I increased the belt tension. Soon the tray arrays would
arrive and I needed to have the presentation ready
John "The Corgi" Brootherson was not to be fooled with.
Finally the machine sputtered "...loop loop lool polo lool polo rotate.
I gathered the documents hastily and shuffled to the meeting room.
The arrays arrived and scowled,as usual.
Brootherson would be pleased this day.

      l                          o
   o     p                    l     o
 o         o                o         l
l           l             l            p
             o           o              o
              l         p                l
                o     l                    o
                   o
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2011-11-22 13:03:40
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Rice Outed
Major power-crumps on the pipe jolted my HTML heart hole and I awoke from sleep mode. I dazed up at tube-screamer circuit fish nimbling the binary barnacles from the Unix Operating System which had become my makeshift home. A thick fog of Viagra spam descended over the weblands. Rodents and marketing experts scurried for shelter under a 53MB uninstalled service pack. I knew what was next, that's why I didn't click anything...
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-11-22 03:13:45
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perhaps this is the call you've been waiting for all these years, sir
it boils down to this site being a garden. a plot of land in my backyard, where i enjoy growing things. weird things. different things. other people showed up and help me garden, grow more weird things. you're welcome to help out as well.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-11-20 12:36:28
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i broke the timeline
things are folding back upon themselves, you'll see what i mean if you ingest some dgsxfkgshgnm, wear 3d goggles, and stare into the star
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-11-19 11:29:55
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hazards of the modern recording studio

hazards of the modern recording studio may include, but are not limited to:

  • Strange Vapors
  • Time Warps
  • Sharp Paperclips
  • Knob/Fader R.S.I.
  • Sudden Blasts of Feedback
  • Snare Fatigue
  • Nauseating Sub-Bass
  • Panic-Inducing Drones
  • Sickening Paisley Fractal Pads
  • Confusing Drum Machines
  • Temperamental Synthesizers
  • Earwigs Hell-Bent On Revenge
  • Drug-Induced Schizophrenia
  • Rickets From Lack Of Sun
  • Ruptured Capillaries
  • Numbness In The Extremities
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Halitosis
  • Tinnitus
  • Jaundice
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-11-10 03:22:11
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USB
USB is greatest thing we ever had.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-11-08 00:45:29
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went to the store to buy some sugar
came back home on fire
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2011-11-06 01:09:31
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FOR REFERENCE
if i should happen to refer to myself as an adult and sound sarcastic about it, i am not being sarcastic about my ability to function as an adult; i am being sarcastic about the concept of adulthood itself.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-28 02:27:21
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consumption
observe these examples of consumption

  1. President Obama Eats At Burger King.
    (President Obama consumes a burger for its nutrients in order to perpetuate his own existence)

  2. President Obama Eats Burger King.
    (President Obama consumes the concept of Burger King for its popularity in order to perpetuate his own political existence)

  3. Burger King Eats President Obama
    (Burger King consumes President Obama for his popularity in order to finance its own existence. Quarterly revenue up 12% on introduction of "ObamaBurger")


I've still not gotten around to reading that chomsky chap, but i suspect he'd have been helpful for this post.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-21 22:21:53
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I AM VEWWY BEAUTIFUL
I AM VEWWY BEAUTIFUL
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2011-10-18 04:23:04
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Excuses for being late #37
My UZI weighs a tonne.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-10-14 22:17:11
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Who knows?
Who knows? An age old refrain, expressing mild awe (with a tinge of defeat) in the face of the overwhelming prospect of seeking truth amongst a vast number of plausible possibilities. Thankfully though, due to advances in stem-cell biology, we can now do away with this rhetorical question and say conclusively, once and for all, who knows: Brad does.
Posted by Rick Moran Is @ 2011-10-13 04:53:33
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