Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
Attn: God
I have no internts
Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-11-24 02:19:26
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Pronunciation is Verboten
Don't even try.
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  • Snoschrheper
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  • Dqipqlaqtq
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ANY ATTEMPTS TO PRONOUNCE THE ABOVE, EVEN IN YOUR MIND,
WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE DISPATCH OF THE
SECRET DANGERTHOUGHT POLICE.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2012-11-20 22:48:41
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arrow
yo ima shoot u wit my socially acceptable asthetics, vigilanteee style yo, my motherfuckin arrows be piercin ur limbs and shit, fuck yeah DC comics, yeh super herois and all that shit, tbf am enjoying series so far tho
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-15 16:09:36
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bug rapport
the bug tried to be cool. it told me it liked luke vibert's music too much to be fixed. it offered to make me coffee. i accepted the coffee, then fixed it anyways. i am ruthless.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-15 13:11:52
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usucka
sucka sucka usucka. gotchusucka sucka, sucka. suckasucka larry page. suckasucka sergey brin. suckasucka ERIC SCHMIDT TROIKA CONDOM. glasses cubicle joke. anarchy corporate profits. selective adaptive dyslexia. dynamic archive paste. essential laboratory detritus. neolithic scalar penis. archetypal dystopian ray. smarmy smug actuator. qqqqqqqqqq2
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-13 21:44:46
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Transplant
Removing the brain was a decliate process. It shipped out in the vacuum nuclear containment vessel from the Monoperative Complex escorted by intelligence personel and military reinforcements. The 500 ton load was slow going but we could take all the time we needed - the whole area within 40 miles has been cleared of civlians due to a nuclear disaster that would later be cleared up by the DOE admitting that one of their staff had misplaced a decimal point on his radiation readings. Stability was a key factor in transportation of the neural systems. Computer simulations has shown that if significant instability in the load occured the load would breach and then drive a circular hole through Earth's core. Reinstallation of the primary systems was a success however a senior technician was killed by a stray SQL query.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-12 08:49:34
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Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-08 21:33:48
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fly.
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-07 17:51:24
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you never know
you never know when this site might break loose and drift off down the river, caught like a hairball amongst a stream of wat and lolcats. lost, like the ipad's novelty. in fact, i've just backed the database up, and if anything's gonna get lost, it'll probably be this stinking post. at least, i hope.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-04 21:07:44
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∆.post_toast.∆
it is lik a little bunny bunghold is the best quantyity for the children is the best make up for your gilfriend is the friend for touyr dog is the best it it is the quantity of the best not like th erest but tlike the chest and here's a test: only the powerful survive in clyde's bareback donkey show ride
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-03 00:16:05
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bork glodmonster

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Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-11-02 06:18:29
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1tense
Personally I thought the idea of idiosyncratic tube alignments were pure hogwash. The CEO was on the line pitching some marketing angle, I didn't want to hear any of it. The oscilloscope was pulsating, it's evanescence only exceeded by the definition of it's return. I knew that the truth had to be withheld, if only a window of opportunity reared it's head from the ugly mist of misfortune. A certain impudent green glow was emanating from the instruments, I knew it was time to return to the research. I decided to take my work back underground, to stop it falling into the wrong hands.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-10-30 19:26:16
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solenoid disorientation
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2012-10-25 23:13:35
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Dr. Davis Invents The Aeroplane
Dr. Davis Invents The Aeroplane-

Pfsr. Davis, the renowned inventor of the water wiggler has announced a breakthrough of astounding import. After five years of painstaking research, Dr. Davis has designed the aeroplane.

Mildly being installed in Davis's home city, scientists predict that the aeroplane will soon be found in cities across RiceNation. "Its utility to the metropolis should be obvious," declares Pfsr. Matthews.

When asked what next, Pfsr. Davis mentioned his research into simulated citys [sic] and painfully predicted results for later this decade.

"Why some denizens react like this has always been a mystery to me," threw in Leila Edward, a prominent skateboarder usually at Justin Street.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-10-21 21:15:35
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TIPS FOR LIVING IN SPACE
RICED OUT MARKETING is thrilled to present these helpful tips to make your stay in a Riced Out Industries (tm) YUG-2091 Space Colony Ship more pleasant.

  • Feeling alone? You should! The ship has no captain, crew, or staff. Instead, it has been equipped with a sentient computer tied into twitter. Policies are decided via hashtag popularity. Don't forget to vote!
  • Each domicile is equipped with a personal food synthesis station, which lovingly reassembles molecules you've passed sixteen times before into tasty treats, 24/7!
  • If, for some reason, you wish to escape the cold, loneliness of space via huddling together like a pack of scared field mice, there is a gleaming, anti-microbial cafeteria (also open 24/7).
  • If the space toilet backs up, the only possible reason is that the gravity generator is malfunctioning. At that point, though it'll soon to be the least of your worries, you'd be better off not being near the toilets.
  • On deck #516, Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon" plays on loop, forever. Contrary to media reports, this is not a design flaw.
  • In the event of an emergency, please make sure your warranty is still valid before calling tech support. Otherwise, tech support is under no obligation to read you scripted replies.
Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2012-10-08 23:47:34
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it's root slash garbage slash

i am calling from windows

i'm afraid you have undeletable viruses

click to install our software tool
"Um, I see some kind of error message."

"Sir, you are the Windows customer and you are registered here in Windows Company so that's why we are calling you."

"Oh, okay," I said; I mean, the guy was calling me from Windows. "Can I talk to your manager just to make sure?"

After a few seconds, another voice came on the line. He was the manager, he told me, and he laid out the whole situation.

"Sir, let me tell you, like when you have buy an operating system like Microsoft Windows, we are the one who are able to provide the technical muthafuckin support regarding this muthafuckin operatin' system, okay? Microsoft never provide teh support for teh Window operating system and we are having official [garbled] of Microsoft, and that's why you are receiving this call."

"Yeah, sir, these are un-deletable viruses."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-10-04 07:54:26
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physics victory
Re-reading Art of War at 5am, my eye stopped on this passage: 

17. In respect of military method, we have,
    firstly, Measurement; secondly, Estimation of quantity;
    thirdly, Calculation; fourthly, Balancing of chances;
    fifthly, Victory.

18. Measurement owes its existence to Earth;
    Estimation of quantity to Measurement; Calculation to
    Estimation of quantity; Balancing of chances to Calculation;
    and Victory to Balancing of chances.

Measurement -> Position
Estimation of quantity -> Velocity
Calculation -> Acceleration
Balancing of chances -> Jerk

Therefore, the derivative of a Jerk is Victory.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-10-02 04:03:08
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MATURE SLUTS GUZZLE TUBERCULAR SPUTUM
Posted by fuckle @ 2012-10-01 23:36:11
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apologies for that last post
a rouge javascript made me post filthy things
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-09-29 00:54:57
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saturated prose
the vastrographic cardiac scrinkles were effluisively meliandollarating the core pestilence of the central demograph unit. is it cruel to use a parkinson's patient as a sex aid? would you be cruel if you judged me for doing so
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-09-29 00:27:56
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