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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-22 09:58:34 | |
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| howdy neighbor | |
| this was simply fascinating -- i must keep binoculars on my person more often. yes, this chap was definitely the money behind the house they've been building next door. he was simply too soggy and miserable to be any of the builders, all of whom walk with a wider stance. the caution tape falls off the wooden stakes repeatedly. he resets the caution tape with the steely determination of a a true frontiersman. next, the wind takes down some of the wooden stakes, too. man must protect his sod! because we all know new england weather respects caution tape. and what's this? who but w. b. mason? not content with making sure his unfinished porch doesn't collapse, not content with doggedly re-caution-taping defenseless sod... this chap is determined to not reschedule his goddamn furniture delivery, because that might cost him extra. we should all be so steely and determined. however, in the process of building his new castle, he's cut down a bunch of the surrounding trees, which increases wind strain on the remaining trees (as an engineer, i'm trained to understand these things). i suspect this will all be significantly less hilarious when a tree falls on my house. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-21 16:01:52 | |
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| qwat | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-16 06:45:11 | |
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| Niggers that I used to know and sell dope wit' | |
| Not worth it. People get shot, despite UK being "superior" with gun law. Keep safe out there but make sure you keep it real. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-12-15 20:04:29 | |
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| can anyone hook me up with some focalin | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-12 04:38:16 | |
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| reverend action | |
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As I landed on the pavement with a carafe, I spotted my ticket out of this compound: A mint, VX 690 WYVERN. Black finish, pleather trim, 1690ppq tube amplifier, and the longbow dexterity option package. The keys were even in it. "I hope this sucka has good insurance," I thought as I rolled a leg over and turned ignition decrypter. The jukebox scrambled to life with a tally-ho, and we were off. Scored the lizer to the beat of JamLite 92.15. Bullets began to whiz all around me. I tried to reach out and catch a couple of them, but they were too fast for me.
I was approaching the gate of the fortified compound, but it appeared closed. Now seemed as good a time as any to try the small garage door opener carefully velcroed onto the fuel cell. The first switch was not particularly helpful. It enabled all the lights around the gate, probably jolting the sleeping guards awake. The second button seemed to trigger some sort of detonation behind me. While amusing, this still did not open the gate. Thankfully, the third one -- the big one -- opened it right up. Suppose I should have tried that one first. I popped a wheelie as I blasted past the last guard post, balancing on the WYVERN's six hind wheels. The auto-gyro kicked in like a champ. Note to self: send Dean Kamen a fruit basket.... A rumbling astern snapped me out of my internal universe of secretarial items. I should have known they'd not be content to let me steal some chap's VX 690, detonate some shit, and leave without turning off the floodlights... all the while having been there to (successfully) copy off Larry Page's porn stash. The thumbnails were... intriguing. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-11 00:07:06 | |
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| merry fucking christmas | |
| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-10 01:34:46 | |
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| yugo | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-10 01:12:13 | |
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| i know you aren't down with hex | |
| sittin in the wily sucka taxation free amidst the angry wheelie chair of alice in iron land. the pistachio matrix is dropping waffles on my psyche at a rate of approximately 2.5189*10^19. i'd express that in hexadecimal, but i know it'd annoy you. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-10 00:22:49 | |
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| plode sucka | |
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dont gotchu plode sucka whoa bobby plode sucka deak noxious (plode sucka) teak DOCSIS (cable sucka) dunnNunNunNunnNunnnNaaa dunnNunNunNunnNunnnNaaa dunnNunNunNunnNunnnNaaa dunnNunNunNunnNunnnNaaa (abstract synthesizer solo) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE boom sucka plode sucka deak sucka teak sucka ....why u gotchu plode? fin. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-10 00:05:09 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-12-08 03:23:00 | |
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"equestrian horsepuffs!" i fumed. "cantankerous bronies! thou art the steve of my metaphor." i slank backwards, my sword askimber.
the hosebeast replied: "if this is a medical emergency, press zero. if you need help with medication, press one. if you are calling about a referral, helium, or magnates, press five. if you callin' 'bout gen-o-ral in-fo-mation, press four. otherwise, please press zero." "treacherous wench!" i bellowed. "i did not fight in the battle of blackberry to be subjected to such prehistoric decision trees!" i slammed the receiver down, having none of it. this was clearly more than a mere robo-call attempting to confirm a physical i didn't recall scheduling: no, this was a dr. who episode waiting to happen. i ain't becoming no robot phone. you won't take me alive "YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO AN AUTOMATED VOICE MESSAGING SYSTEM" holy shit, wat, the bastard phone has taken on a life of its own "AT THE SOUND OF THE-BEEFP[depfclatter" it didn't even have time to sing daisy before i tore it from its PSTN, RJ-45 moorings. "forward this, sucka!" i yelled, michael jordaning it into the laundry hamper. jesus saves, jordan scores on the rebound, yeahhhh and that's why i use skype, but i dunno for how much longer as microsoft has started sticking their penis into the cake mix. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-12-05 22:07:59 | |
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what function those findling techno elites were procrastinating meant rebellion within groups that allowed subculture insecurity in which a manhunt was masked as a search for identity. the page in which the colonies functioned were deemed non-compatible with the 21st century,-.... indeeded no man was complete without the 21st century weaponry and exclusive bragging rights within geneva crews, it was the life. Clothes for the masses, trends without end or aim, a never ending sale. indeeding no masks for the guerilla martyrs who portrayed the role of magwitch whilst playing the havisham game. Those are common. Beware those from whence deviation and strong convictions commence. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-25 03:18:05 | |
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| Attn: God | |
| I have no internts | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2012-11-24 02:19:26 | |
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| Pronunciation is Verboten | |
Don't even try.
WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE DISPATCH OF THE SECRET DANGERTHOUGHT POLICE. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2012-11-20 22:48:41 | |
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| arrow | |
| yo ima shoot u wit my socially acceptable asthetics, vigilanteee style yo, my motherfuckin arrows be piercin ur limbs and shit, fuck yeah DC comics, yeh super herois and all that shit, tbf am enjoying series so far tho | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-15 16:09:36 | |
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| bug rapport | |
| the bug tried to be cool. it told me it liked luke vibert's music too much to be fixed. it offered to make me coffee. i accepted the coffee, then fixed it anyways. i am ruthless. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-15 13:11:52 | |
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| usucka | |
| sucka sucka usucka. gotchusucka sucka, sucka. suckasucka larry page. suckasucka sergey brin. suckasucka ERIC SCHMIDT TROIKA CONDOM. glasses cubicle joke. anarchy corporate profits. selective adaptive dyslexia. dynamic archive paste. essential laboratory detritus. neolithic scalar penis. archetypal dystopian ray. smarmy smug actuator. qqqqqqqqqq2 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2012-11-13 21:44:46 | |
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| Transplant | |
| Removing the brain was a decliate process. It shipped out in the vacuum nuclear containment vessel from the Monoperative Complex escorted by intelligence personel and military reinforcements. The 500 ton load was slow going but we could take all the time we needed - the whole area within 40 miles has been cleared of civlians due to a nuclear disaster that would later be cleared up by the DOE admitting that one of their staff had misplaced a decimal point on his radiation readings. Stability was a key factor in transportation of the neural systems. Computer simulations has shown that if significant instability in the load occured the load would breach and then drive a circular hole through Earth's core. Reinstallation of the primary systems was a success however a senior technician was killed by a stray SQL query. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2012-11-12 08:49:34 | |
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| Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2012-11-08 21:33:48 | |
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