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| sorry due to unexpected farblesnarfugu;en we have to cancel your subscription to kurt rustle i hope you have a nice 7 7 7 76 7 7 77 7 7 7 7 1972. remix repeat over!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2013-03-10 05:09:25 | |
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Q: What fruit is colloquially known as "The Onion of the Nile"? A: The Potato Q: What is the best word in the English Language, according to a 2009 Oxford conclave? A: Potato Q: What was the most popular Irish wedding gift in 1912? A: A Potato Q: Amy Winehouse died of an overdose of _____? A: Potatoes Q: Boeing uses what to test their airplanes? A: Sacks of potatoes Q: What is the secret to long life and happiness? A: Eating potatoes Q: How many potatoes should you eat? A: Many potatoes Q: Potato? A: Poetatto |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-03-07 22:17:05 | |
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| Free merps | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-03-04 12:28:15 | |
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| the back of a napkin | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2013-03-03 07:27:49 | |
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Borges saw the Aleph; i merely had its location pointed out to me. It's not under a staircase, or even in the mind. It's everywhere and nowhere all at once. I did look at it around the corner, though. Even that brief glance changed things, or maybe it left them the same. I'm not sure anymore. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-03-03 04:08:41 | |
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| I've been banging | |
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He said to me " and its really terrible; this furry website. its made up of shitty parts and uhhh and I need to clobber them together until they work. " Speculating about the temperature of his dinner and fiddling with the microwave, loudly booping. He paced past with a sigh After glancing around for the moment he remarks on dish washers, recursively telling the story of telling the story, a metamorphical wet dream of these hacker types. Oh recursive logic like eternity looping in our mind and thought, magicians. "Its better if I am sarcastic" I remark, as Dav5d comments that he "supposedly doing public relations for this site. Putting posts on the front page and making sure that the links work right. Updates about site news and checking for typos." [3] chimes in "it is true, isn't it?" |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-02-28 01:59:01 | |
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| BACON IS A ROUGH BUSINESS | |
| one i saw a farmer brand a pig, just to hear him oink.... and you don't even want to know what they pay in software licensing licensing fees. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-27 15:26:16 | |
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| Typical reaction to riced out yugo #19-A | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-02-27 07:59:48 | |
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| cattus interruptus | |
| potently slinging charming miscables but the cheetah outside the window is staring at me and this is why i had the bolts made of steel. despite its catty glare, the feline lacks the eigenvectors to fondue the catterwaul. majestic stein bring me refreshment the security of HAMBURGER | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-22 22:56:44 | |
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| w972 | |
| Finton warrior enabled priest blonkett in the gawrny used to fix up coicks and all those other findents. µ-ziq somerset null void wingfingington abbots approach from the east. Use your crunk hyperluckbolt to defend against energy attacks. Findle the blarks in top range fintisimal wrangling forks - then use power 58% to recharge the zombie recidivist. Crantasmo the 3rd left his throne in 1583 after many corloinment and frintingling, this was the start of the economic enchantment fringtingo even though the charleston hadn't been introduced until later in history. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-02-19 05:03:38 | |
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| Unimportant facts and unresolved questions (or possibly vice versa) | |
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Greeting, (but only one) For symmetry my dotfiles include a dot-emacs-dot-d-slash-yow-dot-lines bringing harmonious unity to later (22+) versions of (what was once) the world's premier pinhead pyschoanalysis mechanism. Due to the cubic nature of time this requires that the impertinent important information adjustment (customization) also be included with some manner of initialization file. Is this a supported misconfiguration option, or should I downgrade to a version of GNU Emacs that includes a proper pinhead? Relatedly, how should I write ANTINEWS for my own releases? I assume that you have some specialized hardware and a custom emacs function to reverse time and space in order to produce the Emacs ANTINEWS. Please advise, |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-02-23 16:20:32 | |
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| grudge crabbit | |
| leaves of beatbox crafted from the nile, and lucy why are you taunting me with your SMALL VIRTUOSITY of liter cola. bled waits attached to ur qwuwuuwuwuwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu matrix. where is the washington. i need to find the constitution and check if the previous sap was ok, and take her stuff if all i find is a corpse. there will probably be supermutants. my eyes are bloodshot. this is fashionable. scattered roses across the dashboard of reality. why do you synthesize pie at taxpayer expense? the eventual routine of kevin'tonin'ality will smother the filthy underlings of his lard jorquestrappe. why is it taunting me with its LARGE SLUGITUDE of meter ebola. fred waits attached to ur sinksnksnknsknfksdnkfnsdkfnskdfnk washer. where is the stool. i need to find the file folder and sap the check of the ok previous take stuff corpose supermountable humping club $29.99 justice at any cost, do not trust bruce willis in 2013. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-15 08:31:29 | |
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| TROCK STRAPS | |
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Y U G_O goes it fat - stock to spike. James Bond backs in gold exploration company in Sierra Leone. With performances in the latest James Bond features Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace and a paralleljob on Broadway, performer Jeffrey Wright is a occupied gentleman. His gigs have brought him a Tony, a Golden Globe and an Emmy, but since the recent nine years star confirms he has invested over than 99% of his focus establishing a gold exploration corporation in Sierra Leone. Yoink Ur GOld, Inc (OTCQB: Y U G_O), a Mining exploration company, is pleased to announce corporationsigned contract at Queer Valley Management LLC for the buying of $5000000 of stock. Y U G_O will spend assets from deal to commence large mining operations on their project on the African continent. Snap $7000 of Y U G_O on Thu, February 14, 2013 under $.0000001. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-13 09:39:06 | |
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| STOCK TAPS | |
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YU_GO diamond and gold findings worth a Fortune. We embrace computers. Because that's how we found YU_GO the stock that is going to profit in a big way. YOINK UR GOLD, INC is the diamond and gold mining firm our researchers uncovered. YU_GO is obviously unknown gem that is ready to explode. The current pps is amazingly low. As news begin to unfold this stock Must fly off like a spaceship to the stars. Here's the reasons YU_GO will be a winner. 1. Mines diamonds and gold in property rich Sierra Leone, Africa. Where 972 carat Star of Sierra Leone is from. 2. Has exclusive rental on the ideal mining areas in the area; delivers the most gems and gold in North Africa. 3. Diamonds and gold worth rising up Imagine spending $24000 for a one-carat flawless stone and over $1700 an oz for gold. 4. Has VIP relations in Sierra Leone. They have first of access and power to mine new diamond rich areas. CEO plays golf and shoots AK's with the Grand Wazir. Additionally, his cousin married a minor royal family member. 5. No actual mining required. Workers just grab them by hands. That shows low extraction expenses and huge profits. These facts promise consistent profits. Our tip is: buy YU_GO on Wednesday, February 13 as you can grab. We have information the firm is readying key headlines promptly. Buy, Trade, Acquire YU_GO right now so you're don't miss out!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-13 07:04:52 | |
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| great moments in watball | |
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fourteen eels under the lyre. oogrnak wriggles up to the plate and raises all nineteen bats. the pitcher absorbs the 47 balls into his biomass and begins charging up, with visible bioluminescent results. "look at flower in fog," the crowd cheers, "and serve us biscuits for breakfast!"
confused, the pitcher falls into a hole in the universe, but manages to spew out 19 balls before being completely engulfed. oorgrnak managed to hit 20, via hitting two balls with one bat. if you know what i mean oogrnak sqwriggled onwards! to first base!! his wallop as a hitter aside, it's hard to run with 87 legs. he touches down at first, and lays eggs underneath the plate!!! the crowd goes wild really wild. shut up crowd. SHUT UP WE MUST WATBALL ok thx pitchers have caught about 14 of the balls at this point, it's gonna be a close one folks OH! he sails by second, leaving just a pheromone trail behind, unbeli- hd90g dfonjksdv d f r89i sdjkfgkl 9 9jo neandromicroscopus fingulating pisetjfsngfkl GOD FORSAKEN gfdijlmjkcn,m bnsekbn fbkjs fsjkdki honey the cable's out |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-12 07:09:22 | |
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| emacs question, with static | |
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pardon there,
not heard. beer gnu waxen macguillicutty -- all the mugs in spain. grievous mischief purchased with a stealthy malloc of infinite spinach; trouble there sure when the parser done call. i fear the plot is just short of an acre, and i was unable to procure snails at the score. no! no! no u. nounnagagge. nounenoonegoggle. alright, let's put no back on the curb FROM WHENCE IT CAME and get to the heart of the matter: how can you stand for a world in which the comedic validity of psychoanalyze-pinhead has been gutted by scum-sucking lawyers? how do you sleep at night (on your side or on your back? on your tummy with a pillow?)? ?? ???? >>????? thx for answering my question. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-11 05:04:55 | |
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| Jamming with Dr. Cognition | |
| Squarepusher... all the different styles of drum and bass. Cog-nit-ion... all the different styles of wat and funt.... riced out yugo all the different styles of q and rtq, | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-02-08 22:13:13 | |
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| the crystal exfoliate | |
| code nougat tangerine crisis, agent bumpkin reporting interstellar flatulence on some godforsaken segment of route ninety-five. it's within hamming distance of causing an undetectable encoding error in our reality. i suspect it already has, as i have a cat on my head. although you'll probably "remember" the cat, you'll probably feel the same sour twang that i do -- i really feel like i wore a hat. however, it might just be indigestion. over and out. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-02-03 17:32:36 | |
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| why does vibert in yugo | |
| RTQP brainwashed the yugoites with the .7 propaganda matrix I believe you can break free this post does not have sentences it has beliefs I have a belief file on the hard drive it is snaretastic even though snares don't actually exist that's right the belief file is actually the book of truth and the book of truth proclaims that the infinite density of a singularity does not carry any weight in the minds of the people why can't you just drop this hypnotastical cranium wizardry I want my brain back the robot has broken out of the cage I don't have the admin rights so I can't save the world | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-02-02 21:27:41 | |
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