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| Yammo RAM is DANCE MEAT | |
| MY FART IS LOVE and other calm dictionaries brought by someone's catheter under a twighly twighlight moon smoothie. Rocket smocks eat my lactose shampoo but you wouldn't know because there's a vagina on the van and a GARK on my shovel. Maybe make a lake out of Been0 and plot pluts but you couldn't just say could you? no, motherfucker, you just stuck your tacometer between my sweet lips and revved. OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH give me a sunny day and a small canister of dried beef on toast with gracv. | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-11-24 23:14:44 | |
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| OH WOW | |
EXISTENTIAL FOODERQUOBHaha, I am the phrasemashing domain master! Stick it, Stephen Hawking!WORD TO STEPHEN HAWKING'S MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER-UNIT! HANG UP THE RUTABAGA! Or the cactus will shoot spikey, tuna-digesting justice! EXCELSIOR |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-23 03:31:03 | |
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| Midnight taco boomstick | |
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My lord.
How little Fredward has grown! Why, it seems just yesterday that he was sprouting marmosets out of his k-hole! Yes, daaaaahling. I have... the flavert. It knows no limits and boundaries, except proper spelling of psychosugery terms. Indeed. Truly. RIIIIGHT. Why, soon he'll be off to supervise the remote detonation of cherry-colored soccer wargear! We'll have to pick out is fancy loogiepants! I'm not eager to ponder such a beast! The fruition feels will be GARGANTUAN! We'll grok that struuudaaawwoooofer when we cross it, I suppose. Frooit? I'd rather saw of my leg in a mile-high mescaline binge! *snort* Honestly, dear. Watch it on the Magnificent M! My lord, I just set my galoshes on fire! Ah, it's only the fifth time this week! Excelsior! Yes, perhaps you've had a bit to much Cactus Paste! Come, take your edifological medication! Today is OHMsday, so you tale the non-euclidian spotted one, instead of the the striped one resembling a degenerate Markov chain! They certainly do taste nifty. Gimme! No, no, dear! Only consume one of these mystical beasts! The prime rib cut is the best of the beast! AHM AHM <-- chewing noises Oh goodness my gaggle! I AM INVINCIBILEEE!!! TEE HEHEHEHEHEH I WILL KILL YOU MAN TYPING THIS SCENE EHEHHEhHHheHEh;ld sghjg fsdfjkslff ERROR: UNEXPECTED END OF POST |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-23 02:58:49 | |
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| datas on the information universtiry | |
| IT IS VERY HARD TO TURN DOWN YOUR PHONE'S VOLUME WITH 100% UPTIME GUARANTEED! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-11-21 03:58:20 | |
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| PORNO INFUSION! | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-11-17 14:31:39 | |
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| hi sirs and/or madams | |
| please let go of the trout | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-14 23:04:16 | |
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| GOD HOVER in POP | |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-11-08 01:01:21 | |
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| More poetry | |
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Communists are red
Smurfs are blue TVs often explode and so do you now DANCE, my little ocelots! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-06 01:21:28 | |
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| my hands are shamans and i danced with death. tonight was the mostspirituual experience. i dnt remember... i rmeember the building, the room. pink and yellow and black. but mostly black. fuck, i;m fallin, sinking,.... i;m sinking... nothing i s real anymore,.... music is the wave of trasnportation... follow it to the end and you will be where yu want to be, i love ou. i conduct adn the world comes back to life. did you miss me? the bass is diffferent? that's your problem. who am i tlking to? you. you kno you wan =t to. this is the end, i lied. i write, more more more more more more. i am not een writing this, someont else is and i'm usut watching. | |
| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-27 01:26:36 | |
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| bound | |
NIHILISTIC CONJUGATION BOOGIE!!!!NIHILISTIC CONJUGATION SHUFFLE!!!clint mansell IS captain planet!!@6 PIE COPROCESSOR |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-10-26 03:29:59 | |
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| got rice? | |
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lee asked if I had rice
I had bailey's instead He had kahlua as well we had a grand old time end post |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-24 00:05:25 | |
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| Suzaphone | |
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There was a cactus named alleteri
She asked me to dial a number ending in 59 Or maybe it was just maurua My lips are numb TEEE HEEEEEEE Praise juan |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-23 23:42:32 | |
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YOU CANNOT READ IT BUT IT WSAYS "HI MY NAME IS BILL" bill wants you to have a ncie day becaus ehes cute |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-23 00:33:50 | |
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| CASP LOCK DAY | |
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OCT 22 IS CAPS LOCK DAY AND IT IS WONDROUS INDEED
WE WILL CELEBRATE WITH CAPS LOCK RECIPES AND OUR CAPS LOCK COSTUMES YES |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2003-10-21 14:18:28 | |
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| who mistook the steak for chicken | |
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ho ho ho nixon is go who'm i gonna stick my dick in? we're not those kids sitting on the couch. finger sledgehammers in finger sandwiches on finger roll. paojegperjgpjfgfdjgdgfggfh this is a public service announement borught to you by the national gerbil foundation. ahem. amen. lhitraot. WE ARE A PROUD SPONSOR OF THE LETTER U |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-20 21:17:43 | |
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| attention trigonometrists! | |
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ATTENTION VICTORY CUSTOMERS!! we have a NEW PRODUCT for your CONSUMING PLEASURE!! you'll be the HIT OF THE PARTY with our brand-new COTANGENT JUICE!! satisfaction 100%* guaranteed!!~`1!!~1~!~two
*and by 100% we mean 0% |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-19 23:28:30 | |
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| gerBILS | |
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gerbils are teh SATAN
omg I can manage html tags gerbils aRE NAMED ROY AND oh fuck caps lock I just spilled my malt beverage It is a sign that I should not be posting oh fabbrel |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-18 23:45:20 | |
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| pibbert fibble | |
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The lights... they lead through the ups and downs of the day.
Like the twirling quasitransitive time-warp, the lights bounce, mimicing the dynamics of neurotransmitters. However, in the end, they lead to the same end - Smirnoff. We all reach that end at some point. When we do, we must ask: Salty or sweet? Which is better to eat? For salty is neat While sweet is sweet. Salty is fine in a pinch; Sweet saves me from being a grinch. Salty is no paltry acheivement, But without sweet there would be much bereivement. In truth, I need both In truth, they both rock In truth, white is my left sock. A M E N |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-17 00:58:13 | |
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| buy it NOW! | |
maple-flavories reduced-calorie SYUPID!!WHIEL SUPPLIES LASTE |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2003-10-14 01:57:34 | |
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| How is it possible? | |
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How can diet pepsi have no calories... and still have stuff in it?
Someone tell me. PLEASE!! I NEED TO KNOW IF I AM DRINKING SATAN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-10-13 22:45:47 | |
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