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| I once again question the ethics of Randall Banister. >:( | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:25:02 | |
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Okidata makes tanukis!
And Kevin Mitnick hacked them! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-24 06:24:15 | |
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| Fuckle & RTQP's Poetry Corner | |
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fuckle: squirming ramen chipmunk caught in the pornofized snare of mechanical anti-semitism RTQP: twisting, turning, chipmunk churning. break the screen, push the sky. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-19 05:05:51 | |
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[RTQP] she fears your catapult [[FC3]Droogie] well it's a catapult [[FC3]Droogie] it's supposed to be scary [RTQP] tie a ribbon on it [RTQP] and give it a fancy hat [[FC3]Droogie] but they don't have heads! [[FC3]Droogie] where do i put the hat? [RTQP] on the payload [[FC3]Droogie] ooh, good idea MERRY CHRISTMUKKAH TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 06:57:20 | |
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<[UR]Einherja> I cannot believe I'm up at 4AM listening to fucking Scorpions and writing a damn paper on Richard fucking Stallman <[UR]Einherja> I want to sleep <[RIT]_OS43_> not really worth sleeping at this point <[RIT-Perkins]Qbert> I've never heard of Richard Stallman BE GOOD, KIDS, LEST RICHARD STALLMAN COME AND EAT YOUR FOOD WHILST INTOXICATED!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 06:39:31 | |
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Have you seen randal banister?
that farfernutter has my best linens! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:59:20 | |
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Hello, fine folk!
I have written a touching song entitled, "Push Grandma Down the Stairs," in the previous post. Please give it a try. If you like it, buy the CD to support the artist! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:15:17 | |
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| DANCE | |
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DANCE, EVERYONE!
PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA-A-A-A, PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA PUSH THE GRANDMA-A-A-A, PUSH THE GRANDMA DOWN THE STAAAAAIRS! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:04:18 | |
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| Hail | |
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Lucien Tacoweaver!
Hail and well met, sir! You must come quickly! There is something wrong at the castle! AND YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR BASTARD SWORD AND TRANSYLVANIAN DISCO SUIT!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-15 04:01:12 | |
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| NEWS! | |
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THE POLL RESULTS ARE IN!
The new yogurt flavor is... KIWI HERMAN BOMB |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 06:39:32 | |
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Who has the picture?!
...the one of the dreaded parcheesi match! What did it consist of? The answer: PARCHEESI DREAD |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 06:08:45 | |
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| AAAH | |
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HOLY CRAP, THAT SOUND WAVE CREPT UP ON ME!
and _scared_ me! Right up my parietal lobe it went! honestly, the deviant treachery... |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:55:05 | |
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i am most definitely _not stoned._
i just have a few wild pointers in my code. c makes the best analogies for the rhythems of life |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:47:09 | |
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buurrrrn, pasta burn!
bistro inferno! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:43:24 | |
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| new sport | |
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QUANTUM DRAG RACING: MY QUARK IS FASTER THAN YOUR QUARK
sponsored by miller lite |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:32:41 | |
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SENT FROM MY DESKTOP TO FUCKLE'S:
hi fuckle i am writing this because i care about you, and your potential for ocelot salary collection. you see, the consumption of chestnut grobblers of substandard quality has been rapidly increasing in the vicinity of your domicile, and we here and OMGWTFhugeMegaCo Insurance co. care about the well being of you and your loved ones. buy now -- lord edwibble frabblert qwimble bop XIX I AM AN ANGEL OF HEAVEN IN DISGUISE (not richard simmons) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:22:24 | |
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| Public service announcement | |
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HELLO, CHILDREN.
I AM HERE WITH A SIMPLE, BUT IMPORTANT MESSAGE: RHYME DOESN'T PAY. *scenes of scruffy, decrepit black men* PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN COUNCIL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF RAP |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:18:14 | |
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hi
Everyone please read my shakespearian tragedy, craftily placed in my previous post years later I shall be known as quakesphere, rocket whore/shotgun bitch of the new millenium! and DO LAY OFF THE THE CHESTNUT GROBBLERS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:16:45 | |
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| welcome to r0y | |
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I am here to expell a tale centering around the fine city of Barcelona, Spain.
The Pope often vacationed there, you see, as the air conditioning in vatican city often belched freon into the atmosphere like a serious villian. Not that there's anything intrinsically wrong with that in and of itself... but those religious types are cautious. ACT I SCENE I: As the Pope's rocket sled cooled, Popey slid to the ground, surveying the prediciment. Sliding the lighter to his cigarrette in a practiced motion, the Pope came to a conclusion: BARCELONA MUST PAY INCREASED PROPERTY TAXES A holy decree! ACT I SCENE II: *scene of the pope conquering Barcelona with his 90 foot height and laser vision Pope: HAHAHA Act II Scene II@I%: Pope: Now I rule! Hahaha Pope servant: ...but do you not remember love? Juicy, squishy, thermodynamically enhanced love? Fear? Badger? Pope: *tear* Act III Scene I: Pope: HMM, SONNY, I SHALL VISIT THE REFRIDGERATOR AND PARTAKE IN THE MEAL BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH <-- TRAGIC FLAW, CRITIQUERS 3 CENTURIES LATER PLZ LATE KTHX Act III Scene II: *refridgerator starts rumbing* Pope: OH NO DON HO Act IV Scene I: *epic scene where pope does battle with a cybernetically enhanced Richard Simmons IIINNNN SPAAAAAACCCEEE.... Act V Scene I: Pope: WOE, ALAS, MISUSING MY HOLY LASER VISION DOES NOT PAY!!!11oneonepopeleettwoone *curtains close* *standing ovation* ... NOMINATED FOR 5 NATIONAL ASSHAT AWARDS! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-12-07 05:14:22 | |
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| A PUBLIC-SERVICE HAM-NOUNCEMENT | |
BINK!
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2003-12-06 04:21:34 | |
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