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| New religious venture | |
euler ackbar! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 10:29:39 | |
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| important | |
HACKED BY JANET RENO
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 20:47:49 | |
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| Stuff | |
| being stoned heightens the senses. food tastes better, music sounds better, and leland grigoli is more annoying. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:26:52 | |
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| Memetics | |
| if you're sick of memes, post this exact sentence to your online journal. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:02:38 | |
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| chalkboards of stalingrad | |
russia!!! ! !the name strikes fear into the heart of unconsumed vodka everywherefirst founded in 1831 by sweedish nuns, mother russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was originally planned to be an elite country club for german men with spectacular moustaches. originally, the source was pure, and the moustaches remained spectacular. however, over time, standards degraded, and pretty soon german men with substandard moustaches were being let into russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) with barely a glance the original mission of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) had been forgotten. russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) finally gave up and decided to become a country known for funny hats, snow, and crabs dancing behind boys too scared to turn around. pretty soon, vladimir putin (yer darn tootin') moved in, and started medically perscribing flatullence for the poor denizens of the sad, sad country of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish). all looked dark... but then, the chemical brothers arrived, intending to apply big beat techno for medicinal purposes!!! russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was saved!! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! next time on asshat geographie theatre, to ireland! whisky for all! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-29 21:44:30 | |
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| OO then oo | |
| CYANOCOBALAMIN, folic acid, SELENIUM, pyridoxine hydrochloride, GUARANA SEED EXTRACT, soy protein isolate & rice flour, ZINC-METHIONINE, l-arginine hydrochloride, PANAX GINSING ROOT EXTRACT, l-carnitine, GRAPE SEED EXTRACT, creatine monohydrate, MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, fruit extract, CARAMEL COLOR, caffeine, ASCORBIC ACID, inositol, NATURAL FLAVOR, sodium citrate, GRAPE JUICE CONCENTRATE, taurine, CITRIC ACID, high fructose corn syrup, CARBONATED WATER | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-14 12:25:22 | |
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| .NET | |
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I know how .NET got its start.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer were smoking their evening weed, one day, and Ballmer said: "Wouldn't it, be, like... cool... if we took over the internet?" "Whoa, man..." Bill Whispered. "We gotta try that!" So then they sound out a memo: FROM: DOLLAR BILL & S-BALL TO: LEET QBASIC PROGRAMAXORS SUBJ: NEW PRODUCT hi lol write a trojan that takes over the internet lol ^_^ And now you know. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-10 04:54:11 | |
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| BANANULAR | |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BANANA PHONE |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-06 02:51:29 | |
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| Plea for help!! | |
| I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY FORD MOTHERFUCKER. IT IS PINK WITH A GREEN INTERIOR, AND HAS ROUND MIRRORS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-05 02:48:23 | |
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| sitting in my | |
| my wooden chair is where i sit! it is made out of rooms. and candycane in staple dispensor's with security *****~~~\\\\ENhANCEd\\\\\\-_~__~_---- features. And so my wooden chair is here because i sit on it always. It is made of something have I told you what!? Rooms. It is made of rooms. My wooden chair is made of rooms. And i sit in it. (wooden, chair, mine.) | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-03 05:06:15 | |
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| teh plan | |
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(so i don't forget)
1. requisition one (1) bacon cheeseburger with friend frenches 2. return to domicile 3. do pointless academic dribble 4. succeed |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-02 15:53:16 | |
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| fappe | |
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here are the lyrics to hot butter - popcorn
eee un wannah wu unh wanna wu pop pop pop pop poppoppop pop pop pop pop poppoppop pop pop pop pop poppoppop etc. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-02 15:50:02 | |
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| Delirium Tremens | |
| she keeps it under the sink. i once thought this was ad, now i think its horrible. But then i remember it isn't mine and i notice another thing... | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 20:59:33 | |
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| HELLO SPARKY | |
| ICH BIN WIEDER HIER | |
| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-01 13:53:42 | |
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| hido | |
| i just wanted to mention trent reznor maybe i'll write a new yugo feature | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 04:31:21 | |
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| Awwww Ricky. | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-01 04:20:22 | |
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| OMG!!! | |
WELCOME TO THE GRAND HAPPY ALL NEWplz enjoy your complimentary beverage |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:46:31 | |
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| Fifteen nuclear sanctions | |
| i was walking down the street minding my own business and then all of a sudden it was HELO PIE and all shimtls like that i mean my god man have you no sense of states' rights, intercontinental drift, and metropolitan daily hassles? so i passed the pepper like a good banana i was like F U PIE and kicked the fbntl out of the hammer with a nail so that's why noam chomsky had a chimp named after him named nim chimsky. otherwise, crystalleine purveyors of superior duck quackage offered a bulk deal on consolidating your bills. they will take you under wing and massage your credit to the beak of their capabilities. come look at the whole quackag-, er, packedge. anyways where was i PIE PIE PIE all fnording PIE!!! jesus was in a shambles he'd melted on the floor again thrice damnded bargain basement saviors i wish i had cash so i didn't have a peace of shit savior and it folded after melting i want my money back six pence please The scary thing is, I could continue this all night. Welcome to the Yugo. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-01 03:43:48 | |
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| Hydie h0 | |
| i was driving down the highway when i saw a BUMPERCROP of them. Intriguing... | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:38:33 | |
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| intriguing... | |
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Enhance.
Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Intriguing. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-04-23 02:27:19 | |
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