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If you ever meet someone who thinks they're hot stuff in math, ask them these three questions, in this order:
1. What is a prime number? 2. How many are there? 3. Why? If they're not dumb, they'll get the first one (any number divisible only by one and itself). If they're good, they'll get the second one, too (infinitely many). But rarely does anyone get the third. The answer to that is as follows. We must start by proving something called the fundamental theorem of arithmatic. It states: Any number can be represented as a unique product of primes. A prime may be used more than once. For example, 12 = 2 * 2 * 4. There is no other way to do it with primes, according to the fundamental theorem of arithmatic. Numbers that are already prime are simply themselves. The fundamental theroem of arithmatic really contains two claims: 1. Any number can be represented by a series of primes. 2. That series is unique. Let us prove the first claim first. As mentioned above, if the number itself is a prime, that means we are done. So, we must prove this for composite (non-prime) numbers. Let us look at the first few cases: 2 is prime. 3 is prime. 4 = 2 * 2 or 4 * 1 = 2 * 2 * 1... Say we have verified the claim up to n. We wish to verify the claim for n+1. If the number is prime, we are done. If the number is composite, that means it is divisible by one of the numbers <= n. Yet, we have already verified that all numbers up through n are the unique products of primes. Therefore, n+1 is the product of two unique series of primes.. s.s..s..s.s. .s.s.s.sssssss oh ye gods man oh no no RONALD REAGAN JUST WON A COKE SNORT RACE AGAINST FREUD IN HEAVAN!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-07 16:24:14 | |
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| My little piemosets | |
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greetings my little piemosets!
it is time foR EDUCATION you see, gentoo linux is really for mandrake exiles peedle the magic wumpanop was traveling through the flungalooboo forest when he encounted joy!rex the narcaleptic archer. "good day!" joy!rex saluted. "yes, yes, very fine, how about those snorfleberries this year?" peedle chirped back pleasantly. "oh, i am TRULY looking forward to them!" replied joy!rex. With that, they parted ways, and peedle continued on his merry way. the trees swam in the breeze, leaves flew around, watched over by the ambling clouds. It was a fantastic day; spring was in full session. though he was sad to emerge from the beautiful forest, he was excited by the bustling enivronment of snorrisnell market. there were so many things to do - fruit and berries to buy, music to hear, ale to drink at the one-armed-fist-pump tavern... he couldn't decide. peedle passed the day there happily, lost in the foaming sea of communication, stimulation, and activity. tired after a busy day, peedle wandered up the hill, back into the forest. he had to move quickly, for with the onset of darkness came the h4x0r wolves, and they liked to grok mangos. having safelt made it home, peedle sighed at the wonder of the world. then locked himself in his basement, and began building his pipe bombs. a few months later the snorrisnell market mysteriously suffered a few momentous blasts, maiming dozens... the press intently covered the tracking of what pixieland police were calling "the snorrisnell smackdowner." no one ever suspected merry little peedle. and he never gave them any reason to. the end. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-04 20:28:26 | |
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| to roy from RTQP | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:28:23 | |
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| to: roy from: RTQP | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:28:23 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:27:58 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:26:37 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:25:15 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:24:27 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:20:11 | |
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| to: roy from: <3 <3 RTQP <3 <3 | |
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dear roy:
it has heretowitherforth come to my selective attention that bleeps are everywhere in techno songs - the classic onomateopoeic techno song goes: "bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop" or such. I am told that synthesizers (more like SINthesizers!!!) are producing these bleep and bloops, but my vast experience with radio tells me otherwise: when you hear a bleep or a bloop, they're really blooping out swears!!! Composers of techno are really filthy-mouthed scoundrels, swearing like nuts and the radio has to censor them to save the nation!! therefore, my music will not have bleeps and bloops Sincerely, RTQP <3 <3 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 14:19:23 | |
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| New religious venture | |
euler ackbar! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-02 10:29:39 | |
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| important | |
HACKED BY JANET RENO
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 20:47:49 | |
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| Stuff | |
| being stoned heightens the senses. food tastes better, music sounds better, and leland grigoli is more annoying. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:26:52 | |
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| Memetics | |
| if you're sick of memes, post this exact sentence to your online journal. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-06-01 14:02:38 | |
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| chalkboards of stalingrad | |
russia!!! ! !the name strikes fear into the heart of unconsumed vodka everywherefirst founded in 1831 by sweedish nuns, mother russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was originally planned to be an elite country club for german men with spectacular moustaches. originally, the source was pure, and the moustaches remained spectacular. however, over time, standards degraded, and pretty soon german men with substandard moustaches were being let into russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) with barely a glance the original mission of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) had been forgotten. russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) finally gave up and decided to become a country known for funny hats, snow, and crabs dancing behind boys too scared to turn around. pretty soon, vladimir putin (yer darn tootin') moved in, and started medically perscribing flatullence for the poor denizens of the sad, sad country of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish). all looked dark... but then, the chemical brothers arrived, intending to apply big beat techno for medicinal purposes!!! russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was saved!! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! next time on asshat geographie theatre, to ireland! whisky for all! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-29 21:44:30 | |
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| OO then oo | |
| CYANOCOBALAMIN, folic acid, SELENIUM, pyridoxine hydrochloride, GUARANA SEED EXTRACT, soy protein isolate & rice flour, ZINC-METHIONINE, l-arginine hydrochloride, PANAX GINSING ROOT EXTRACT, l-carnitine, GRAPE SEED EXTRACT, creatine monohydrate, MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, fruit extract, CARAMEL COLOR, caffeine, ASCORBIC ACID, inositol, NATURAL FLAVOR, sodium citrate, GRAPE JUICE CONCENTRATE, taurine, CITRIC ACID, high fructose corn syrup, CARBONATED WATER | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-14 12:25:22 | |
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| .NET | |
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I know how .NET got its start.
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer were smoking their evening weed, one day, and Ballmer said: "Wouldn't it, be, like... cool... if we took over the internet?" "Whoa, man..." Bill Whispered. "We gotta try that!" So then they sound out a memo: FROM: DOLLAR BILL & S-BALL TO: LEET QBASIC PROGRAMAXORS SUBJ: NEW PRODUCT hi lol write a trojan that takes over the internet lol ^_^ And now you know. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-10 04:54:11 | |
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| BANANULAR | |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring.... BANANA PHONE |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-05-06 02:51:29 | |
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| Plea for help!! | |
| I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY FORD MOTHERFUCKER. IT IS PINK WITH A GREEN INTERIOR, AND HAS ROUND MIRRORS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-05-05 02:48:23 | |
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| my wooden chair is where i sit! it is made out of rooms. and candycane in staple dispensor's with security *****~~~\\\\ENhANCEd\\\\\\-_~__~_---- features. And so my wooden chair is here because i sit on it always. It is made of something have I told you what!? Rooms. It is made of rooms. My wooden chair is made of rooms. And i sit in it. (wooden, chair, mine.) | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-05-03 05:06:15 | |
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