Riced Out Yugo
Quanch
Hats are superior to caps.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-30 19:49:56
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Cocoanut fusion
YOU
YOU MAKE ME PEEL
YOU MAKE ME PEEL

YOU MAKE ME PEEL LIKE A MANDOLIN WOMAN

WOMAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-30 03:02:43
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scared silence
"Have you ever wanted a disease?" Bitch said. "Yes. I have wanted A.W.S" replied dumbjew
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-24 10:14:36
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riddles
if a h4x0r w00ts in the woods, and no one is around to ph33r him, does that grant international parcheesi rights to the assembled consulate of crusty old BSD hackers?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-20 02:09:07
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HELP!!!
omghelp

there's an itch inside my toe, and i can't figure out how to scratch it! ! !

p.s. i blew up ur grandmama
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-18 14:55:04
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cataurine
;D
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-18 03:42:19
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LOL
Alright Folks Most Women Would Be Willing To Take Another Cock like It Was Home.. or Moneyt and "good" benifits. Well fuck that. i am a guy, and I take only myself. :(. I hat stupid sluts that will fuck another. LOL Personally i have not had the pleasure to witness this. . . . . . . . But my friends have. So I ask all women reading this (Why is another dick just as good?)



























KIRSPEY KREME DOUGHNUTS CONTAIN CRACK!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-07 04:24:12
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Township
AND I'LL FOUND A TOWN IN TEXAS
AND CALL IT ANAL FALLS OF EXCESS


i am a truely revolutionary lyricist.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-06 15:25:38
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November 9
As the dust slowly cleared, we nervously picked our way towards the epicenter of the disturbance.

Steeping around a sparking cable and leaning over a broken wall, my worst fears were confirmed.

It was John Paul, all right. His floppy jowels would the flopping no more.

Somewhere in the distance, a 303 farted.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-06 01:14:47
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you will either have p tags if you have paragraphs or ul (unordered list) or ol (ordered list) tags with list items (li). You may have a list and then a paragraph explaining that LOL
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-04 17:37:59
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Academic diatribe III
...and so I said to the reporter, "Have you even CONSIDERED (yes, in caps like that) the sociopolitical ramifications that the revelation of hatsat III could initiate? It is not impossible that it would be as significant, or moreso, than was that fateful day in 1978 when richard nixon first enjoyed a can of peaches in diachronic tandem.

Note the use of the Harvard double negative!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-02 01:52:14
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Hatsat III
HATSAT III is watching you

(hatsat III is the third in a line of technologically sophisticated satellites that scans the earth for production of unauthorized hats)

this is top secret,

     Eyes only,

and dry clean only.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-08-02 01:46:53
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DEN "i" DRUGS
DON'T DO DRUGS LOL 'cakedrink' says so!!!!!!!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:42:33
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LOL smoke weed
I DO NOT DO DRUGS! I DO NOT SMOKE ALOT OF FUCKING WEED MAN! I HAVE NOT TRIPPED ON SHROOMS IN 1 YEAR!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:35:53
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LOL smoke weed
I DO NOT DO DRUGS! I DO NOT SMOKE ALOT OF FUCKING WEED MAN! I HAVE NOT TRIPPED ON SHROOMS IN 1 YEAR!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:35:46
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i love marijuana LOL
Hey man I hope things go well with us! GNAA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD SUPREME OVERLORDS IS GNAA! ______________________________ GMAA owns thw world. GNAA owns cakedrink! GNAA OWNS ALL! ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ RicedOutYugo ------------>
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2004-08-01 03:26:37
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Message the third
I think I speak for us all when I say

igluvius mimblewacker le-wamp

a sorry farewell old chap

never cease to express thoughts freeform
(Especially when you love obfuscating a message and releasing it, leaving people only to guess at its meaning)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-07-31 23:08:35
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Message the other
I think I also speak for us all when i say

nimblio-wicket

keep it loose, tibula fiend

cease to cease the wacky speech
(Especially when Abraham Lincoln invades Pearl Harbor December 7)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-07-31 23:06:06
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Message
I think I speak for us all when I say

nanooki-fiffit

word out pie slice

never drop the freestyle
(Especially when grandma is storming the beaches of Normandy)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-07-31 22:59:59
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muppets are people too.


CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET
HOW TO GET TO SENSIMILLA STREET?
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-07-24 02:14:23
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