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| a toast to the host who boasts the most roast | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-15 10:58:00 | |
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| Menudo hostile takeover. | |
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Gateraid once again the tablecloth stain panel rows in black and blue miniblind madness slipsleeve removed with harshness TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH one at a time Plastics Makes it Possible! Brought to you by the copulation of Free Thinking Yse. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-06-14 20:09:00 | |
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| hugh g. government grant | |
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Mr. Andrew Jackson, re your letter regarding nicetime pie malarkey. While I support the safe use of nicetime pie malarkey, I do not support the use of nicetime pie malarkey and groovetime cake malarkey in diachronic tandem.
Yours truly, hugh g. government grant, esq. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-12 13:05:00 | |
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| all of your bass guitar are belong to prepaid burrito | |
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negitivity != hypoporkulation. hypoporkulation != pork defenestration. pork defenstration != anti-pork demonstration. anti-pork demonstration != global pork conglomeration. global pork conglomeration != positivity. Now, what does this prove? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-11 20:39:00 | |
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| oh snap | |
Jimmy Carter will be configured with an advanced communications mast to support the high-volume data requirements of network-centric warfare
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-06-10 12:34:00 | |
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| existential parade float | |
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oh, and here comes the nietzsche parade float!
what a lovely day for a philosophical parade |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-10 10:42:00 | |
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| johnson solids | |
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q = 14 * cactus milkshake inferno! intranasal soap; extranasal shampoo. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-10 10:38:00 | |
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| loose | |
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Smoke a rope.
Dope a cloak. & nbsp; Rope a boat? FUck a slut. She is loose. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-06-09 00:08:00 | |
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| test | |
| hax | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-03 18:53:00 | |
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| Coffee | |
| I AM DRINKING LOTS OF COFFEE BECAUSE I NEED ENERGY DO YOU NEED ENERGY | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-06-02 08:21:00 | |
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| Test post in the past | |
| Testing the new yugo server... | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-31 14:34:00 | |
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| lily it up | |
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lily it up chair it down MALARKEY in your nostrils... ;; ; ; semicolon; apo'strophe... LITOTES! PATHOS!!11 droogy mork; mindy; armless statue ikea. pope benedict nuclear powered rev 4.12, pending upgrade to 4.20, announced today that the value of pork futures would soar: god had declared it. in a bizarre, twist, pork futures did indeed surge, as religious investors rushed to bid on them. tune in at one, for the congressman that got his head stuck in a metal fence! this is WROY news at 5 signing off, and we wish you a TEE-HEE, America! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-29 23:09:00 | |
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| legs != useful | |
| wear the pork badge with pride, one is issued per annum | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-05-27 16:26:00 | |
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| burlap songsack | |
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under the big bright yellow pun under the big bright yellow pun under the big bright yellow pun under the big bright yellow pun guillotine dream |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-25 18:50:00 | |
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| DIMPLO-MATIC CONVERSATION!!!113~ | |
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HERE IS A POLITICAL DEBATE:
Teddy Kennedy: HAX MAK WOOGIETRIX Tom DeLay: hatmat hax haxmat hax Teddy Kennedy: haxmat woot Tom Delay: woot hax hax Teddy Kennedy: woot woot woot Tom Delay: hax hax |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-25 18:41:00 | |
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The best part of waking up, is05/24-16:41:02.251949 [**] [1:2003:2] MS-SQL Worm propagation attempt [**] [Classification: Misc Attack] [Priority: 2] {UDP} 61.129.34.19:1195 -> 24.218.136.105:1434in your cup |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-24 17:12:00 | |
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| denial spiral fuckin roller causter | |
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I am constantly considering the effects women have on men and weather or not your IQ has anything to do with how many problems you have. For instance if you are particularly .... if you are a stupid fuck and your girl is... well then your problems could involve physical fights, cops, etc... and if you are somewhat smart you end up sitting alone in a constant self submissive torture over your regrets or hates or failures.. there are no failures though, the system has not been completed to allow failures, only slow decay. Now an excerpt: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Yummy stuff free of copyleft. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 04:13:00 | |
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| you are warching me | |
The history channel is good for when your fingers hurt
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 01:35:00 | |
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| some of l0des thoughts | |
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Alright below is some white blurred shit from a guy named l0de, he is a good guy and loves the tight pussy of his new gf. Ahhh shit imma squirt, enjoi:
Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed about pornographic links\crapflooding\trolling\lastmeasure\vandalism on your bbs\livejournal\blog\homepage\guestbook\place of work\home address. As the spokesman for the GNAA, I would like to express my deep condolences that our recent efforts were not enough to convince you to quit the internet forever, and stop polluting it with your disgusting little personalities. Please rest assured that we will not cease our efforts until the last of your kind has been purged from the net forever. In the meantime, there have been physical threats made to members of the GNAA, and I would like to applaud these threats, and offer you a chance to escalate them in a gentlemanly fashion. I believe it is the right of every man, woman, and Mexican to demand satisfaction from what they consider a personal attack on their honor. To extend this right to even you lowly idiots who have no conception of how to make anything more complicated than a drive-through order at taco bell happen in the real world, I am making a special offer to all of you. I will duel you, to the death. That is correct. I consider your recent threats a challenge, and will therefore defend my honor, and the glorious organization I represent, to the death. While I was almost certainly not personally responsible for whatever mild action you considered severe enough to threaten physical harm, please consider me as the champion of those who actually were. I will be more than glad to engage you on the field (or in this case, the boat) of honor. Here is my offer. As the challeged, I have the right to select the weapon, the time, and the place. I select rapiers, although, if it is your earnest wish, I will allow the duel to be conducted with katanas. I would advise against this, as I am exceptionally profficient in katana, and generally choose rapier to offer you a sporting chance. The place is on the deck of a sufficiently large boat, in calm seas on international waters. This will allow us to avoid annoying legal consequences, and free you of the worry of burial expenses, as your body will be quickly and unceremoniously weighted and dumped in the ocean. In the extremely unlikely event that you should manage to defeat me, you will be returned to land unharmed, and allowed to go on with your mundane and meaningless life without fear of reprisal. Another highly trained member of the GNAA will take my place as spokesman, and you may then elect to duel him as well, after a 90 day grace period. Because you are the challenger, there are certain coventions that must be followed. You will be responsible for the following expenses: My first class travel and lodging, rental of and fuel for the boat, the pay of the crew, your own personal travel to a location to be disclosed where you will be blindfolded, and your personal effects removed from you, (should you win, these will be returned to you via mail within two weeks time). I also require my time be compensated for, at a discounted dueling rate of one thousand pounds sterling per day, with a three day minimum commitment, as I must put all my affairs on hold to dispatch you. You must provide your own weapon, which will be searched for concealed transponders and unsportsmanlike modifications, but will otherwise not be tampered with. If anything of this nature is found on your weapon or on your person during our search (which includes a full body MRI, the cost of which you are also responsible for) you will be disqualified from the dual for lack of personal honor, and your deposit will not be refunded. Any involvement with authorities will similarly disqualify you (and we must note that YOU are the one initiating the violence, and that I am merely defending myself). You have my personal word that you will be dealt with in a just and professional manner during the whole procedure. It is my personal suggestion that in addition to the required monies, you also bring with you sufficient funds (you must use old-style non-microchipped bills) to provide for you a last meal, and the services of a skilled prostitute for your last night on earth. Gentlemen, it is my earnest hope that you will do the honorable thing, and either follow up on your threats, or recant them like the dog you are. In my declining years, these duels have become a rather enjoyable distraction from my standard routine as an incredibly wealthy GNAA spokesman. Below you will find the information on how to contact the GNAA, who will hold your dick for you while we arange the duel. Sic Semper Quibus! Sincerely, Sir Horatio Brunswick |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-05-24 01:32:00 | |
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| bisbuit melanoplex | |
| malarky. nothing like it, hmm? i was travelling on the 409 (cactus subway, inc.) when i noticed the gentleman to my right was leaking thoughts. they were annoying ones, too, mostly an internal debate about what he should watch on TV tonight. i hate the subway. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-05-21 18:56:00 | |
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