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| hunterton ksnax mcgloobie 9000 jr. says hi | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-09 13:31:00 | |
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| WWWWWWW | |
| I'M WWWWWWWWWWWW SHOA | |
| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2005-07-09 00:27:00 | |
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| rollin' back prices at the clamshack | |
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if you're lookin' for a clam that's a guarenteed slam then to clamshack you must go. there ain't nothin' better in foul or fair weather then being served clam chowder, yo. clam-a-shack, clam-a-shack clamshack CLAMSHACK clamshack clam-a-clam CLAMSHACK, CLAAAAMSHAAAACK!!1 CLAMSHACK(C)2073 Clamshack, Inc. We own the entire market. Do. Not. Fuck with us. That includes you, Brad Pitt, even if we did steal your line. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-09 00:21:00 | |
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| US History | |
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Here is the story of how our founding fathers, George
Washington and Howard Dean, saved the nation from disaster
by learning from the indians how to make soup out of moccasins:
One day, ben!jamin franklin was sipping coffee. Then, he ran out of coffee. So he went to the cupboard to get more, but there was no more!!1 the world was out of food. ben!jamin franklin was not amused, and called his lawyer, secretary of landlording condoleaser rice, and demanded the aristocrats be put out into the field at once to grow coffee, and that they should be whipped should coffee production fall below 1721 levels. George Washington heard of this, and he did not like it one bit!1 George knew that coffee was not the wave of the future, and that we had to make the pie higher. Like, totally blitzed. So, he called up ben!jamin franklin, and he agreed to seperate the male and female coffee plants. But then, Abraham Lincoln clomped up, in his heavily modified THORTECH E-LIMINATOR BATTLEBOT PERSONAL ARMORED CARRIER 3000, and demanded fourscore and seven pounds of pudding. the future of coffee was in jeoprady!11 Just when all appeared to be lost, HOWARD DEAN showed up. "We're gonna take back the coffee fields from the republincolns, because they're just a white, tea-growing party! YEAAAHHHH!!11#^%7" And that's how the veritable verifiability of snax was preserved in the united states of botox. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-08 13:35:00 | |
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| Shane loses his ham. | |
| Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the pork. One day, Queburt China White Noddington went to the store and was gunned down by Craig T. Nelson robocop clones! REPENT FOR THE PLASTIC CUP MODULES! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-07-08 12:34:00 | |
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| purple haze angels | |
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i have been given the title "Purple Haze Angels". Thus, I give to you a poem. doobies passed around the host of angels their laughter like a chorus of church bells "dude, you are so wasted!" on the record player hendrix plucks his harp in heaven, you always smoke purple haze |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-07-08 11:56:00 | |
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| LATIN GRAMMAR LESSON | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Today's lesson is on the third declension. EXAMPLE: snax, snacis
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-07-08 10:09:00 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Roman history | |
| Many know about the Pax Romana, from 27 BC to 180 AD, a long period of unbroken peace in ancient Rome. Few, however, know of the Snax Romana, from 200 AD to 210 AD, where the Romans consumed snax and other tasty treats at a record rate. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-08 09:59:00 | |
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| the chart wizard has a message from the world of closed captioning | |
thanks for helping the chart wizard take a bite out of crime |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-07-07 20:38:00 | |
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| Open letter | |
| Dear Roxanne, plz 2 stop puttin' on teh red light. kthx. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-07-07 14:18:00 | |
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| wasabi in your coffee | |
| The lightswitch, or "lightswitch" as it is known in commmon vernacular, controls the functionality of a "light," or "light" to use the technical term. The lightswitch has two (2) states, making "it" ("it") a finite state machine. The lightswitch is a fascinating example, or "exemplar" of modern technology. If you would like to learn more about lightswitches, please contact the National Lightswitch Commission, at 421 Cactus Blvd. Washington D.C. 20002, USA. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-07 09:54:00 | |
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| SPARKY RETURNS | |
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HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HI HI HI HI HO HO HO HO HU HU HU HU HY HY HY HY HW HW HW HW (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE GAELIC) did you MISS me?? |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-07-07 09:52:00 | |
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| evening hax list | ||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 22:20:00 | ||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 21:41:00 | ||
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| what do doctors see, when they look into your ears? | |
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what do doctors see, when they look into your ears? and is it any different from what they see, when they look into your nose? what of a colony of britons had set up shop in there, and made a deal with the doctor not to tell you? what if said colony of britons was looking to establish a soverign nation inside the confines of your skull? what if, 20 years from now, the sovern nation becomes a nuclear power? this is a classic example of the logic behind nuclear nonproliferation. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 21:14:00 | |
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| SLARK NORK BIP (Executive version) | |
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vell. how ahr vee, today, mmm? zee zarklelicker ist sehr zootzi, ja? ah, but vee should get down to zee business: zee use of granuLAR synthesis in coffee brewing. i take my coffee dark, so put in a lot of grains, please. also please adjust zee FILTER CUTOFF so appropriate coffee frequences are passed.
danke. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 20:15:00 | |
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| glute suit | |
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alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: guarenteed instant mortgage approval
zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: f u asshol alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: p1ctuar of anna k0rnookova!$$1 attached file: VBS.DonaldTrump.YoureFired.exe zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: i cast photon torpedo!!31 326 dmg alpha pork squadron to zeta pork squadron: ow wtf asshol zeta pork squadroun to alpha pork squadron: mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest mess with the best, die like the rest |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-06 19:55:00 | |
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| late morning ROY extravaganza | |
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You'll feel good when you eat Riced Out Yugo Why not have a fresh glass of Riced Out Yugo? Riced Out Yugo: cats ask for it by name Get your linens their cleanest with Riced Out Yugo Four out of five proctologists recommend Riced Out Yugo, the fifth should just chill out Like a Riced Out Yugo Riced Out Yugo: the quicker WTFer-upper Kids love the taste of Riced Out Yugo Smart moms choose Riced Out Yugo Riced Out Yugo: rated best in side-impact website crash testing Kill 99% of germs and bacteria with Riced Out Yugo Stop embarrasing leaks with Riced Out Yugo Bite into a great-tasting Riced Out Yugo today! Riced Out Yugo makes it possible (tm) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-05 10:39:00 | |
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| nordisnax | |
| frankenstein zakla once said to me, "marlon gylefing once told me, 'hax malarkey transducer.', and if you don't stand by that, i don't know what sort of citizen you are." and if you don't stand by that, i don't know what sort of man you are. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-03 16:06:00 | |
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| AWAWSUM | |
| snax galactic! inferno transdermnal malarkey snax; snax galactic! inferno! galactic! transdermal! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-03 00:14:00 | |
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