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| we must salinate the world | |
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oh shit, ionized pork
we must salinate the world, to protect it from reverse pork polarization due to excessively ionized pork. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-18 13:54:00 | |
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| if you had an ounce of human compassion, you'd buy tupperware | |
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So, the answer the calculator gave me was 12288. I'm sure you're just as shocked as I am by these results, but they are totally scientific - the accuracy of Windows XP's calc.exe is unsurpassed, and has been independantly verified by multiple teams of experts with degrees hemorrhaging out of their ears.
This, of course, means that the not unlimitled possibilities of theoretical boundless limits are actually somewhat limited. While boundless limits themselves are not actually limited, limits on limiting sub-factors exercise an effective global limit on the limit of boundless limits. This paper will be published in an upcoming issue of Science. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-18 12:37:00 | |
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| Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker | |
Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. PorktankerIt was revealed to me today, by a member of Norwegian congressional union that our very own RTQP is a member of an insidious, dark, strange synthetic phyle. This phyle (grouping of people) was invented on the internet (interbutt, invented by bill clit-ins vice president Al Guro (japanese for gore)). Symptoms of being a member of this insidious synthetic phyle (drama) include
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-18 12:34:00 | |
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| clam | |
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clam clam clam clam generic yugo-themed non-sequitur clam clam old-school motown groove; inflatable inner tube analog warmness. from mackie. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-17 21:28:00 | |
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| rehaminator | |
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the harmonic progression of snax pork is a fun and fascinating example of the dorian mode. used in gregorian chants, the dorian mode is a ve-WAT
wat wat? ... wat. wat!! sponsored by grandma annie's old fashion surge protectors |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-17 21:24:00 | |
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| the determinant has you | |
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the karl rover has landed on mars
what is your bitmap vector? the determinant has you hacked by captain identy matrix hey, did you hear they're re-releasing The Matrix in reduced row-echelon form? hey, i hear if you add up all three matrix movies, you get the identity matrix! remember:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-17 13:40:00 | |
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| snakk krackle poppppppp | |
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0.03 cm hair is new for me as of tonight. I think that if the right person invites themselves to rub my head one of the kind faeries that live in my ventral stream will come to full view and grant them one wish. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-07-16 04:38:00 | |
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| may i take your order? | |
| one cheeseburger, yes sir, would you like grover norquist with that? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-16 00:10:00 | |
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| you always have snax, in the snacktropolis | |
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asnax twin, selected ambient snax 85-92
1. snaXtal 2. Tha snax 3. Snaxwidth 4. snacktropolis 5. I, snax 6. Green Snax 7. Heliosnax 8. We Are the Snax Cakers 9. Schottkey 7th Snax 10. Ptolesnax 11. Snaxphelym 12. Delphisnax 13. Actisnax |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-15 23:49:00 | |
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| Got Male | |
[root@gibson] # aol
You've got mail aol$ read mail Segmentation fault. Core dumped [root@gibson] # |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-15 21:46:00 | |
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| in soviet russia, russia soviets you! | |
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the following were documents anonymously leaked to the press. early speculators are already looking at k_arl r~ove, or as he is known in some circles, komrade humpskopf. we will not comment further, but let the documents speak for themselves. translated from russian by dr. pork u. good of porky translation, ltd.
twas zee year of 1962. komrade killzinoff had just planted zee explosives on zee outmost barrier of zee ham factory. boom, it vent. boom, right in zee vith that, i blew zee mighty v(w)histle, and zee army stormed zee factory!! it was glorious ham for all!!1~(C) 2622 the united states of japan |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-15 18:58:00 | |
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| great revelation | |
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETO |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-15 10:01:00 | |
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| political intrigue!!1 | |
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In a revelation that has stunned analysts on both sides of the politcal spectrum, the New Yugo Times has reported that Karl Rove was responsible for the leaking of the plot of the latest installment in J.K. Rowling's epic "Harry Potter" series, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Democrats have pounced on the White House in response, calling for Rove's firing or resignation. "Shocking," said Sen. John Kerry, "It is simply shocking that Mr. Rove would attempt to score partisan political points at the expense of innocent Harry Potter fans worldwide." Kerry also stated that he thinks the books are "Pretty darn neat." The Republican National Committee, meanwhile, has issued a "Rowling/Rove Resarch & Talking Points" memo, distributed by RNC Director of Television Propaganda Carolyn Weyforth. The memo contends that Rove did not release the plot information out of revenge, but rather to warn Matthew Cooper from getting "too far out" on a plot summary by R.L. Stein that was "...obviously false. Karl just wanted to make sure an incorrect plot wasn't leaked, because he cares about America." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-14 13:43:00 | |
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| WARNING: CHILDREN ARE NOT TOYS | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-14 12:06:00 | |
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| Exploding cunt fuckers | |
| I have decided to declare the movie House Of Sand And Fog a tee hee ^ 3 production! Somewhat near the end of the movie a cop forces the husband, wife, and son to stay in their bathroom overnight. During the morning hours you see that the son and mother have shared the bathroom to sleep in using a towel as a pillow. You find that the father has not slept during the night, the son get's up and casually pulls his pants down to sit down for a nice morning shit. Feces level 2 and rising. This moment allows for a tee hee ^ 3 moment. Also Jennifer Connelly is in this and I'd love to fuck her all night. | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-07-14 11:57:00 | |
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| you'd better be sorry, mister | |
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George W. Bush: Karl, go to your room! Karl Rove: wat George W. Bush: Never mind. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-14 11:49:00 | |
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| professor hamburglary | |
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today's yugo challenge is thus:
stare at the below image for three hours. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-13 21:07:00 | |
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| song | |
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i'm oscillator one you're oscillator two we're out of phase but i'd like to oscillate with you support tunEZ?! (C) 2097 vevolis hax unlimited, ltd. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-13 19:08:00 | |
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| wat.biz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-12 15:33:00 | |
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| a rainstorm of exploding hobos | |
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a poem by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker hobos exploding! like a shuddering wave of doom acid hobo rain patters down on new york's sidewalks 25 cents plz; BOOM! pancake rain it is not. even though it would not save us we must save the world and all of its snax the only way is to apply lard to hobos |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-12 11:42:00 | |
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