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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-07 12:22:00
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EXPLOSIONS OF MASTICATED TACO
You there! With the ASCII taco crammed in your larynx! How did you get where you are today? Do you ever consider this? You probably haven't; most never do. But the truth of the matter is that you would not be where you are today, without the sociopolitical benefits of the Riced Out Yugo. Yes, the Riced Out Yugo has singlehandedly changed the outlook of the world, turning that projected outlook from a smoking crater full of Starbucks into a rich patchwork of Uzbekistanian hot dog vendors. So, this upcoming election season, remember Riced Out Yugo. Have you hugged a Riced Out Yugo Today? Ask not what Riced Out Yugo can do for you, but what you can do for Riced Out Yugo, namely: Spam the URL everywhere Vote RTQP into office HAX THE FORUMS VISIT WWW.RICEDOUTYUGO.COM EVERY DAY Pick your nose before it becomes too clogged for normal function String banners for ricedoutyugo.com along major highways Sing about the joys of ROY while eating oatmeal Assert that while horsies are pretty, Riced Out Yugo is prettier. NOW GO FORTH AND YUGOIFY!!q11
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-07 12:05:00
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heartlight tacos, inc
dave runs lavasoft. do you? i bet he can also chew gyoza. i certainly fucking can't. you know how it goes, though: lose a few teeth, gain a fuzzed out saturday of sitting on your ass. malarkey? sorted. what kind of name is neil diamond, anyways? is he like a square, just rotated 45 degrees? so if i played heartlight on a 45 rpm record, would it be by neil square? trafalgar square? felafel? if disco were to re-emerge... oh shit, forget that, i think something poked me in the side. but nothing's there. mystery abounds! let me look, just to make sure.... nope, there's nothing there. i blame the dentist.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-06 20:59:00
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glute loaf 35
the following elements are required for a successful beef stew pow-wow: beef stew philosophy elves buoyancy van der waal forces antenna masts bea arthur don't forget the saline solution.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-06 14:43:00
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the fields
from left to right when put to fast drums bass great vocals fuck you
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 02:30:00
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glug glug glug
I had a lovely conversation tonight about deploying services across my enterprise, such as kerberos. ScheisseGern and I have discussions about enterprise-deploying of single-signon utilities and providing high-level assembly servieces reliably with 5-nines uptime. Snax to the crax to the hax to the whax, guys. This is a new paradigm of management techniques like Hari Kari. Oh wow. Mirror Universe. Let me in On THIS
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-06 02:02:00
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pit vs pot vs pit
pot is sexy pit has stamina wat hmmmmm i didn't realize pit had a twin well either way sexy overturns pit and pit CONVICTION!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:52:00
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damn
wow
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:47:00
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LOL
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Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:46:00
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eat duck
eat duck
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:46:00
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Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:44:00
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phrase to your mother
what, exactly, is the lure of buicks? is it their quaint craftsmanship? is it the built-in prune dispenser, making them so attractive to elderly drivers? is it the fact that they red-line at 20 miles an hour? nay, it is their taste. at one point, fuckle told me, "i ate a buick once." this was my beginning into what would be a quest that would consume three years of my life: the quest to discover the ultimate vintage of buick. buick lesabres have a thick, dry taste, but i prefer my automobiles a little more sweet and full-bodied. my quest ended when i had my first mouthful of buick lacrosse. it was rich and full bodied, and, more stunningly, reasonably priced. if you would like to learn more about the culture of buick tasting, please watch for my upcoming book, "oh shit! that's some good buick."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:54:00
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pancakes whacked out on pancakes
tangentially, the barcelona of meridian did doth thunder and lightning, scaring livestock and household pets alike. one cat composed a chart-topping single in response, another merely licked himself. why do animals do that? millions of scientific funding has gone into the problem (including one experiment where scientists licked animals, for which the responsible institute later apologized), but no results have been forthcoming. the fourth coming of christ has also not been forthcoming. for the coming of christ is haphazard at best - his old buick station wagon is prone to mechanical problems, and, well, turning water into wine won't fucking help you there.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:34:00
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whacked out on pancakes
tangentially, the meridan of barcelona rains cheesy poofs thrice per fortnight. recent changes in the planet's climate due to pollution, global warming, solar flares, and goats, however, have caused the frequency of cheesy poof rain to increase dramaticly. while this is seemingly minor in the grand scheme of things, it has actually caused a ripple effect, devastating cheesy poof sales, which has, in turn, caused the price of artifical cheese to plummet, which has, in turn, caused many artificial cheese farmers to turn up in unemployment lines. said a farmer waiting in line: "only one man can save us now: janet reno."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:27:00
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lentheian wat
all hail the river euphrades, and its spectacular bevy of hot dog dispenseries. you've probably never given them much thought; nay, you've probably never given them any thought. but they must be considered, along with other great questions in life. questions such as: What exactly is easy cheese? Are hedgehogs the solution to the upcoming energy crisis? Why are HTML unordered lists so awesome? How does one pronounce "rutabaga," if asked to do so under extreme emotional duress? How many times does Shakespeare use the word "the" in Hamlet? How many times does Shakespeare use the word "Hamlet" in Hamlet? Did Shakespeare pick his nose? Would Shakespeare pick George W. Bush's nose? wat? Where's the beef? Unfortunately, the point of the daily 9-5 grind seems to be to stop one from walking around in the world, and thinking. To stop people from considering the important questions in life, to stop people from figuring out what really matters, and to stop people from picking their nose. Or Shakespeare's nose.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 12:03:00
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l0l d0ngz
Sexual Fetish. Banana covered in strawberry with mixed in dex powder. Ever had a swedish blonde, are there swedish blondes? Two sexy reads for you: (one more thing, speed walking doesn't fucking work! but it's cool to see the ass bounce.) Girl A Boy A
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-02 20:59:00
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stup;id etypos
thar oance wass a lyittle trebuchetyt. its' naem wads mlevin. melvun wAs to smal 2 hurpl ~~cocjks~~ ropcks ovtr teh qwall. sow maelvin gort a male-orddar catalogeue, & ordedered extanshunions. tHen malvaiN@ wps tal!l1 he huartled trpocks ovr w/ g4raet fg:Lee.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 11:37:00
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gleetsneech
kroog: - peking duck ... .... ..... ...... .. (OMG SURPRISING TWIST) brain contents (list still in progress): pituitary gland substantia nigra amygdala ford explorer wernicke's area broca's piano bar medulla uncle ted cerebellum chutzpah patio furniture Also included: 3t6 pts. wat, e.g. w.a.t., &c. &c.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 11:13:00
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TASCAM
PLEASE REFERENCE THE FOLLOWING TECHNICAL DEFINITIONS IN YOUR SPECIFICATIONS: The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. Soup is best served hot. Forks are not invisible.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 10:47:00
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alpha nerd datalog; unix timestamp 1122904525
As the rain thundered down on the darkened panes of my window, I came to the realization that I was far too intoxicated to effectively make use of the modulus operator. But it is no matter. Soon, I will have constructed a loop that will make the world spin backwards!!1 muahahaa~!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-01 11:04:00
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