Riced Out Yugo
teehee ^3

Step 1. Buy Shirt
Step 2. Find transportation to New Orleans
Step 3. Walk around with shirt on. :)
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-09-04 13:42:00
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la morte d'arthur
[02:27] RTQP: hacked by la morte d'arthur
[02:27] RTQP: hacked by sir thomas mallory
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-03 01:16:00
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damn news
With all this talk on the hurricane they left out the worst part of all. Mardi Gras cancelled!
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-31 23:19:00
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kara tu tiddly winks
there i was, contemplating the potential revolution of hypodynamic pork modulation, which was lying right at my feet.

what would bea arthur have done?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-31 14:29:00
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the snacubus
I was seduced by a snacubus. She held me down, tied me to the chair, and forced a full box of double stuf oreo down my throat one at a time. beware of snacubi
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-31 13:51:00
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Snatvia
Snorvtwoo slinkydonk alpga zeta III

account: wombat
action: superbify
stilts: not needed
richard nixon: a crook

Accessing account database.....

Action completed.


account: me
action: logout

Connection terminated.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-30 18:37:00
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lololol
on your walks down the street
you must be wary
of the STEAMLOLLER
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-08-30 10:41:00
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White of the blue eyes
Captain Porktanker Hello. This is your second lieutenant speaking, we have bogeys at 4 o'clock. Fire the 4.20.69 ballistic missiles at targets 6 9 and 17 as indicated on this paper plate here with green high lighter.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-29 15:13:00
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Riced out Yugo spotted on the moon

wow just wow.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-27 18:01:00
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tom cruise loopy attack +3
Riced Out Yugo brings you this SHOCKING EXPOSE regarding Tom Cruise!



Tom Cruise Loopy Attack +3!!!1~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-27 14:54:00
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keith richards and the x-spensive dinos
homie sez:
  • wat
  • witch
  • huh
  • lit
  • glup
  • sneek
  • gluk
  • nig
  • mo'
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-26 23:08:00
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running blind
With reference to the last post about dying alone I would like to say that after some thought about it I am feeling wonderfabulously great. Also if people could jump several hundred feet in the air do YOU think it would raise the suicide limit by a good percentage?
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-25 14:57:00
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TWENTYEIGHT DAYS ... THAT IS WHEN THE WORLD WILL END

in the year 12/21/2012 none of this will matter...

when matter energy and consciousness changes in the new milky way galaxy cycle comes to full circle.

The cause of this will be: Donnie Darko will regenerate a tangent universe using scraps of metal and water from the 747 engine, then he will reshape reality in his own image. The six foot tall bunny rabbits and mice will roam the earth.

Every living thing dies alone.

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-08-25 12:21:00
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Lewp.
RTQP: http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=144
SoH 2361:
http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=145
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-08-23 21:21:00
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Company names to use
HERE ARE COMPANY NAMES TO USE
  • TV shack
  • radio shack
  • nanotechnology shack
  • ham shack
  • jack's shack
  • attack shack (start a company band named this)
  • disco shack
  • hack shack
  • spackle shack
  • crack shack
  • stack shack
  • snack shack
  • snacque shack
  • shed shack
  • shack shack
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 19:55:00
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i have smelled your selection of scented candles with the clairvoyance of a thousand noses
here are some suggestions for scented candle odors:

- Mint
- Pork
- Richard Nixon
- Unspeakable Evil (but obviously not unsmellable evil)
- Old Refrigerator
- Grandma's attic
- Cheese
- Uncle ted's tool shed
- Shoggoth
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 15:26:00
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jon dines on a light palette of plutocratic democracy
if jon consumes two (2) ounces of PAIN AND SUFFERING pop tarts, and dale breaks the web server on a thursday, how many php scripts can he write without employing NOKIA RINGTONES?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 11:51:00
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public service announcement


HEY KIDS
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-08-23 11:04:00
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post that absolutely does not feature the <select> tag
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 10:52:00
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new wave chewbacca disco
  • 80 year old grandmother wookies DJing hardcore techno
  • stylish chartreuse sepulchers
  • why light beer? there's no light wine.
  • nuclear-powered public transit nostril bus
  • resonant jesus jello opinion
  • opinionated pricefixing birdwatching scam
  • anaphylactic switched telephone network
  • next-generation rubicon data pipe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-23 10:45:00
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