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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-12-31 11:28:00 | |
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| assorted fig meatloaf no. 127, 47% mallard isomer F | |
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- augenblick - wackyhut insecurity guards - clam this brap - i am a poor hat farmer from obliqueistan and would be much obliged if you could salinate my hat brims for me while i make a pilgrimage to beirut - i press the enter key and winamp plays an aphex melody - franetic taco sauce industry expansion - beefmullet v. 2.1 - boysenberry 3000 - blueberry 47k - assorted fruitcake - list item - jacuzzi sabotage |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-31 01:43:00 | |
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| the terrible revenge of joseph seligman's hybrid lava clamp revealed | |
| lies! deception! trickery! chicanery! thoughtlessness! barbarism! criminality! martha stewart! thoughtlessness! lawlessness! anarchism! godlessness! terrorism! unforthrightness! dirty linens! half-truths! fox news! deviantism! chaos! adultery! pga golf tour! yiffing! communism! defamation! carelessness! slander! cruelty! politicians! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-26 19:26:00 | |
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| A relaxed atmosphere | |
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TAKE so hard to tell TAKE
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE quoth the clyar TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE HAHAHAHAAH! You never saw it coming eh? TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE Expression isn't different, only task at hand TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE clock radio wood panel rack and pinion TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE what have we dutch carpet disease TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-26 18:57:00 | |
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| 16 meg shared ati crapheaps and other tales of laptop video woe, book IV, section 12, chapter 27, page 8 | |
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alternative uses for embedded ATI laptop video:
- paperweight - economic booster for poor quality laptop manufacturers - source of fire - lint removal - source of holiday cheer - gag gift at the nVidia company party - minor piece of a major work of modern art - cheese grater intended uses for embedded ATI laptop video: - failure to properly render virtual gore as requested by user |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-23 19:25:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-19 20:47:00 | ||||
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| main screen turn on | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-18 23:48:00 | |
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| hrszyhkl | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-18 16:33:00 | |
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| Description: A dvorak-disabled input field during which the time of capacitance varies with regard to θ when in vertical mode. Ein reich, ein volk, ein variable. Mausgirl during club != drama :( i fail at interactionability in non-enterprise solutions. END OF LINE -> | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-12-16 22:54:00 | |
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| xmas gift feature 1 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-12-15 18:03:00 | |
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| doubular toube | |
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clensaire nasal de-humidifier. medium mink rack. measle expresse. clate loave. bicameral toaster.
- greyhound does not have any magic, floating schnauzers - greyhound does not have any magic, floating trousers - greyhound does not have any magic, floating charlie clousers - greyhound does not have any mario firing bowsers - greyhound does not have any melting firestone tires - greyhound does not have any magic, masticating encizers - greyhound does not have any magic moating geysers. - greyhound does not have any magic hay guyz wats up? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-15 00:56:00 | |
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| the evening in brief | |
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[01:09] RTQP: anti-nougat legislation [01:11] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:11] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:19] *** fuckle has received 09 Pheonix.mp3. [01:23] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:23] RTQP: can't you hear my nou-gat [01:23] RTQP: you can believe me when i tell you [01:24] RTQP: nougat's the king of my world |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-15 00:18:00 | |
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| adamantine flow | |
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trout mask replica. what kind of band name is that? i found the CD case at the dump, the CD gone, but the bizarre cover artwork remaining to tell the tale of what once was in this mass-produced plastic entrapment. for some reason, i saved the inset, though i re-used the CD case for my own CD storing purposes. blam! pork rinds fly.
i wonder if it would be possible to effectively translate the following sentence into Japanese: bland bananas be baked bitterly, but be bumpin'. no? probably not. it certainly wouldn't work in german, either. clark davis institute of data storage and pizza preparation: pizza/hard drive PLATTER split 7" in limited edition pink vinyl, lightly toasted with the finest baby parsely leaves, killed to kosher and ada standards. all major credit cards accepted, as well as money order, escrow, checks, and transferrs to our numbered swiss bank account. transmetric pigeon loaves: practical solution or effective malarkey? skinner liked pigeons a lot, but he really didn't understand people that well. he was broken hearted when the military rejected his pigeon rocket guidance scheme, which, while practical, was simply too silly to be employed by the government. because the people in the US government do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of, sir. schklonk. blatz. elves. THIS FASCINATING STORY CONTINUES ON SIDE TWO OF THE TAPE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-13 15:53:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-10 00:15:00 | |
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| Filtration (but not britta) | |
| FORTRAN -> COBOL -> C -> MICROSOFT VISUAL BASIC -> CLIPPY THE FUCKING PAPERCLIP | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-09 23:39:00 | |
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| zappo porkio 3000 | |
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so, pie 3000 was WAT and cin << hugliothorpe.
but compiler all wtf!$! and can't go mucking with a void * |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-09 23:33:00 | |
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| extended directors cut | |
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little tedward looked up at his dad and said "quite multimedia, but my perceived notions differ greatly from your opinon, father."
"Once or twice is okay, but three times I will slap you down." "Quite noted, father, quite noted. Now I will take it upon myself to unlease the pox across the land. Do you have the digital walking stick?" "For twice or once, or not at all. I thought I had given up on you small Tedward." "Yes father, you did not expect my Kraftwerk ray to be so powerful." EPILOUGE: ALL DEAD! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-07 01:31:00 | |
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| What the indian man gave me | |
| My man, let me tell you something you will like a lot. When you take this, the woman you fucking, you are what they say, never limp. So, what you're trying to say, I eat this little brown dot of unknown origin and I'll be able to proverbially fuck you like an animal. Yes, my friend, you tell me how it works tomorrow when you fuck that girl I see you with in the elevator. I ended up eating the brown dot of unknown origin. --West 30th in between 6th and 7th Hamtriculation must have been in the waxing stage, because the ham was floating again. I was not knowing what to do, as the brown dot of unknown origin had started to take effect. I ran upstairs and exclaimed about waxing hams and how Waldbaums would go, but they didn't know. Post script: No one was hurt, and all was consumed mightly with Hot Pocket Brand. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-12-06 13:09:00 | |
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| floccinaucinihilipilification | |
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Suggestions for floconacopilification:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-12-06 12:03:00 | |
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| hat log | |
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*** Mr. The Plague FROBS your TUNABLE PARAMETERS RTQP: wat RTQP: you can't do that in horizontal mode Mr. The Plague: i'll INSERT my STACK into your APPLICATION HEAP Mr. The Plague: and ALLOCATE some DYNAMIC HEAP MEMORY for my ARRAY OF POINTERS TO VOID Mr. The Plague: your GLOBAL CONSTRUCTOR FUNCTION might be INVOKED RECURSIVELY RTQP: my objects are INDESTRUCTABLE RTQP: i put infinite loops in the destructors Mr. The Plague: My computar does infinite loops in 5 seconds Mr. The Plague: it is a YELLOW HAT LUNIX CRAY/UNICOS DISTRIBUTION with SMARTSECURID AUTHENTICATION 
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-12-06 00:45:00 | |
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