Riced Out Yugo
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Subbagging Teawoof
WARNING: Non-consensual subwoofer teabagging is a federal offense punishable by law. If you, or somewoofer you know is being teabagged without consent, please let us know at 1-900-EAT-HATS
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-13 04:48:00
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borgoise apprentice
Jimmy Jimmy mocha pop. That's what they called him. He was the dude that made iced coffee at the East View mall Starbucks... and you didn't want to cross him.

i cruised down the 409 with "Safe From Harm" on the ol' toyota's corolla hatchback's upgraded stereo. basicly, since the car was such a shitbucket, i'd converted the rear portion into, uh... i don't know what to call it. let's just call it one big speaker. i'd also rigged a little motor to a switch on the dash, allowing me to open the hatch remotely. it was a nice day, so as i pulled up to starbucks, i flicked the switch and opened the hatch.

that's when it happened - jimmy jimmy mocha pop tore out of the starbucks, mad as a wet hen. it turns out he was allergic to guitar solos.

"i'll osborne your face!!" he yelled, brandishing an ancient luggable computer.

i knew i, and the poor corolla, would not have a good time of it if i did not do something dramatic, and quickly. so, i pushed the big red emergency button. the result was sufficiently dramatic.

the volume shot to max (it had been on 2 out of 10) and the drum freakout at the end of aphex twin's "54 cymru beats" tore into everyone's bodies. after about two seconds, all the windows in the starbucks gave out, but i didn't care, as by that time i had floored it.

"HAHA, SO LONG!!!" i yelled out the window.

however, in my glee, i did not realize my toyota corolla was currently barreling towards a japanese war memorial at the center of a rotary.

the only thing that saved the toyota from going kamakaze on it was the fact that the sound blew it out of its moorings.

after that i turned the volume down to 7.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-10 20:35:00
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top of the watrix, guv'nor
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-10 20:17:00
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Most not welsh word ever
poptart
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-09 20:02:00
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Longest welsh word evar
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-08 21:16:00
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riced out yugo is the key to your hopes and dreams
You may have just asked yourself, "Why did I visit this site? What the hell is it?"

Those are very good questions, and ones we will answer in time. First, however, you must ask yourself: Why do I visit any sites? What the hell is a site?

We don't know why you visit sites (we do it for the porn), but we can tell you that this is a site. And so is Google.

Now, you are probably wondering, "Why did I visit this site? What the hell is it?"

Those are very good questions, and ones we will answer in time. First, however, you must ask yourself: Why do any sites exist? What the hell is existance?

We don't know why sites exist (we suspect because people create them), but we can tell you that this site exists. And so does Google.

Now, you are probably wondering, "Why did I visit this site? What the hell is it?"

Those are very good questions, and ones we will answer in time. First, however, you must ask yourself: Why do I exist? What the hell am I?

We don't know why you exist (we suspect it is because Walmart needs to profit somehow), but we can tell you that you are this site. And you are Google.

Now, you are probably wondering, "Why the hell am I still reading this crap? What the hell is it?"

Those are very good questions, and damned if we know.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-08 15:32:00
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attention
all anarchists must be registered with the government
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-07 23:48:00
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RE: rosebudpeas

Please read: A PRIMER TO INDUCTIVE JOURNALISM and A FIELD GUIDE TO CANINE PSYCHOTROPICS, both my a H.M. Wogglebug, T.E., who's collective works are compiled into a series of indexed publishings known among academics as THE WOGGLEBUG PAPERS.

Upon completion of the works of Wogglebug, you will have a comprehensive understanding of the inner mechanics of Yugo, and for all intents and purposes, you will be a RICER AMONG SCHOLARS, wearing a neon mortar board, and you will sit before a typewriter with ILLUMINATED KEYS.
Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-05-07 23:33:00
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i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAT?

IF SO, PLEASE CALL OUR 24-HOUR HATLINE:
(530) 678-4931

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Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2006-05-07 15:27:00
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An open letter to Richard D. James
Dear Richard,

I am a big fan. Is it cold in your bank? How many synthesizers do you have? Which is your favorite one? I like synthesizers, too.

What is your opinion of subcutaneous hematomae?

Are rooms in the bank for rent?

Thanks,
R.T.Q.P.

p.s. can you spot me first month's rent?
p.p.s. COME ON YOU CUNTS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-07 14:15:00
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From deepinside the bancvault
Richard likes beats
Richard likes beats
Richard likes beats
Richard likes beats
Richard likes beats

Click here to logon.
login: rdjames
password: nannouquiche
beats@jamesville!~
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-05-06 22:02:00
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ph34r


BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE COALITION FOR A THUG-FREE AMERICA
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-06 20:41:00
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A FOND FAREWELL TO OUR CHINESE READERS

ricedoutyugo.com is the place to go for invigorating discussions of human rights, democracy, Tiananmen Square, and assorted pies
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-06 20:24:00
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plunklemimpston
isatolah doorknob; pensecola meatloaf. 3/4 isiah domino platter. cheese. ralph. are you?

clamwidth macfee; pulsebake; mcgee. 3/4 irish heritage boogie. guinness. sean. are you?

dictionary truffle; cheddar church. 3/4 accuracy guaranteed. lawyer. rich. are you?

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-06 02:25:00
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wagon christ is fantastic for wheelie chair
u noe et.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-05 22:44:00
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DUDE
dude, did you see that dude, he was like, "DUDE!" and i was all "don't bug me dude" and he was like "DUUUUDEEE" and then dave matthews ate chicago
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-03 21:10:00
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A bedtime story: Just ignore the fact that i can find a server to write. It could be bizzare.
Once upon a time there was hello and he was skinny. She said to be minimal, like 2-10 minutes depending on their first date. They park in a magnificent crescendo until it lay very straight and flat upon his head. Looking into his deep, vibrantly leaf-coloured emerald orbs made adolf feel kind of land animal on the table. Then he cauterized the stumps with a strap on and tweak the **** outta it.

A computer is also known as a guide. Visually inspecting stools alone are not addresses. The local delivery agent, qmail-local, can run programs or write to arbitrary files, so sendmail goes through horrendous contortions trying to use fdisk.

Karabiner is a highly inefficient missile interception system. I'm sorry you're a human being. Lord zedd was loving every second. Kimberly's head was dragged to a masquerade ball. / Just for a woman", i thought. How i longed for loving arms to surround me and be amazed.

Chekov opened his eyes. He then used the iron down, and a window manager. And most xterm windows run emacs! X has to be taught for the zone changes during an axfr response, the axfr server must finish sending the original serial number), or abort the transfer (which may mean that you have ever seen shows dinosaurs marching up the plane.

Down in the package. In particular, namedroppers is obviously the right to read.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-03 02:57:00
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the fruit cycle
orange -> apple -> banana -> orange

this sequence is found everywhere in nature
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-02 23:16:00
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for those of you experiencing technical difficulties on the way down
there is a man. he is a bitter man, and if i may nick a further piece of dialogue, he is a spiteful man. i suspect his liver is diseased. except today, digital boliva hax pc. then groznitz all futz. spoo. why is he not down with the funky chops of digital boliva? he don't have the balls, you know? he's worried digital bolvia would done give him a super wedgie. so instead, he became emo. please, don't do emo.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-02 23:02:00
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Oh, gramps, I just love it when I get to sit at your knees and you tell me stories about the olden days. Would you close your robe, please?
Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-05-02 21:55:00
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