rICEDoUTyUGO ~ Potassium Iodide not included

billy bob thorton and the onomatopoets
ziggarty blimpwidth; clampknuckle. 'twas twixt teh twizzler town, then - though there they were. pants inflated left and right, the aftermath of a potato experiment gone awry. from whence did the spud catastrope stem, you ask? the answer is simple, yet not so much so: richard nixon, charged with scientifically recreating peach fuzz, decided that potatos were the best place to start - we think it was because he was in the pocket of the potato industry. his time plagued away at the potatos; only stopping to eat their veggies on occasion (ketchup). meanwhile, zaggarty mcclamp was mixing the mugliothorpe up for the day, and got wind of the potato malarkey - and he didn't like it one bit. so, he got his potato accelerator (don't cross the streams, or total potato reversal) and hit the road. then the road hit him back, jack, and he just got angrier. at that point, he headed to richard nixon's titanium complex, potato liberation in his heart and urine in his bladder. ask not what you can do to your potato, but what your potato can do to you.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-26 07:24:00
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AppleTalk
These are words of praise for AppleTalk, the most awesome obsolete networking protocol ever. Service autodiscovery via network broadcasts and human-readable names? Let me in on this. The whole design is less fucked up (First-level encoding? what the hell made you think that was a good idea? `EOGFGLGPCACACACACACACACACACACACA`?!!?!?!), as well as friendlier to humans. The horrible latencies between a share being added and accessible that I've always run into just aren't there. Imagine if the internet were routed by AppleTalk. A whole coherent package as opposed to the hodgepodge of TCP/IP with DNS and UDP and HGLAHLAGHALH.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-26 01:43:00
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el8drink
In the movie 'Hackers', Razor and Blade claim the soft drink of the ELITE HACKER is Jolt Cola. I present the corollary: the hard drink of the elite hacker: Gin. Cannot go wrong with Gin. Unless you're allergic to Juniper. A salt-preserved lemon. Take a jar, slice meyer lemons into it, fill the bottom with salt, and squeeze some more meyer lemons into it. Let it sit for 3 weeks. Put one slice into this drink Fill the remainder of your cup with sprite. Drink. ♥
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-26 00:40:00
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gobble
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-25 21:10:00
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hay wats up guyz

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-25 12:32:00

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up right right right impact
I wonder what this does
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-25 02:01:00
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LOL RECURSION

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carrier pigeon

when did I do this

god so wrong

It seems that no evidence remains of the crime that you didn't commit.

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The wheel is turning

penis past the breaking point

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This is my psychosis

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640 kb OK

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One possible direction for Uplink to go is shown in the film ission:Impossible, starring Tom Cruise when he was a much younger actor and long before his terrible accident.

Help/Security Systems/Elliptic Curve Security

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un happy citizen

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Cannot modify chomp in scalar readline

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Somewhere on the muck, Vale has connected.

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You know how it feels

bumbblefuckannnzm HTML CAN BE MY PRETTY GIRL

and once more: [/table]

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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-25 00:51:00

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additional words to live by
when a hatbot comes along you must whip it before the hat sits out too long you must whip it when a hatting's going wrong you must whip it
Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2006-05-25 00:36:00
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FOR THE CHINESE
!daeh ruoy no castun ym tser ot elba eb lliw I nooS
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-25 00:32:00
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notification of importance.
Soon I will be able to rest my nutsac on your head!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-25 00:28:00
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words to live by
"Don't use nuclear weapons to troubleshoot faults." -- AIR FORCE INSTRUCTION 91-111
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-25 00:27:00
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Riced Out Yugo is for lovers
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 23:40:00
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This Shit Will Fuck You Up
God bless: Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Kaczynski, Richard Ramirez, Robert Berdella, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo, Joseph Briggen, Timothy McVeigh, Gary Leon Ridgway, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka Ted Bundy, Edmund Kemper, Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono, Herman Drenth, Albert Fish, Andrew Cunanan, Robert Yates, John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos, Charlie Starkweather, Caril Fugate, David Koresh, Marshall Applewise, Robert Hansen, Herbert Mullin, Edward Gein, Caroll Cole, Richard Cottingham, Joseph Franklin, Charles Manson, Harvey Carignan God bless, God bless God bless, God bless God bless, God bless
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 17:31:00
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happy_citizens is for external use only happy_citizens is illegal in Virginia and the District of Columbia happy_citizens should be removed before flight happy_citizens contains dangerous voltages happy_citizens dramatically increases the negative effects of alcohol happy_citizens is known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth, defects, or reproductive harm happy_citizens is barking up the wrong tree
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-24 16:21:00
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bavarian hat drill
hat! stay online!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 04:19:00
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beware of happy citizens
beware of happy citizens - they are suspiciously happy beware of happy citizens - they are stoned on marijuana beware of happy citizens - they are contagious beware of happy citizens - they are trolls beware of happy citizens - they are trolls beware of happy citizens - they are ladies and/or gentleman sans hats beware of happy citizens - they pick their noses beware of happy citizens - they do not wash their hands after picking their noses beware of happy citizens - they want to shake your hand after picking their noses and not washing their hands beware of happy citizens - they are hatless beware of happy citizens - they have no hats THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO NOT. THEY WISH TO KEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF YOU FIND IT OUT, YOU WILL KNOW IT, THEY WILL NO LONGER KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T, AND WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPY THEY ARE HATTY BECAUSE THEY NO SOMETHING DOU YO NOT. THEY KISH TO WEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF FOU YIND IT OUT, DOU WILL NO IT, KISH WILL KNOW LONGER NO SOMETHING DOU DO, AND WILL KNOW LONGER B4 ORGAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 04:17:00
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you think growing your hair out is all fun and games, boy?
you think this is a game??? to see how long you can grow your hair before it gets tangled?!?? well i have news for you, boy - growing your hair out ain't all fun and games. there are obstacles. and challenges. and wet socks. can you handle it? growing your hair out makes your ears itch - but you can't scratch 'em. how do you like that, huh??? a little scary, isn't it??!?! i got a job, boy, and i can't grow my hair out because it'd be caught in the lathe or hat-press - what do you do??!? you grow hair, and TOUCH TOUCH bavaria. there's a world out there boy, and t- hey, wait, where are you going?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-24 03:58:00
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Synergy
So you've got to know that ~~`s`~~`y`~~`n`~~e~~`r`~~gy doesn't actually mean `s`yn`e``r`g~~`y`~~ in this book. I can't do normal s`yn`ergy. No, in this book, ~~`s`~~yne`r``g`y means `c``a``r``t`o`o`n `f``o`xe`s`. What I'm saying is: this book will be starting off with an exorbitant amount of c~~`a`~~rto~~`o``n`~~ ~~`f`~~oxe`s`. And I will be counting on you to turn them into ~~`s`~~yn`e`rg~~`y`~~.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-24 03:29:00
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I HAD TO REDO MY ENTIRE COMPUTER//
THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS THOSE WHO CAN'T STOP TALKING LONG ENOUGH TO SEE WILL SPEND TOMORROW @ STAPLES IN THE COMPUTER DEPT BUYING DOWNLOADS unintelligible nonsense courtesy of some dumbass on the internet
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 21:53:00
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I'm an old bean, and I approved this message.

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-23 17:20:00
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happy_citizens is barking up the wrong tree

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