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| who needs fox news? | |
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Riced Out Yugo is committed to our efforts to bring value to you, the consumer. In lieu of that, we have selected a single quote that negates your need to have read anything about the Iraq "war" in this coming week: "One hundred percent of the Democratic caucus believes it's time for change. One hundred percent of the Republican caucus believes it's time to stay the course," Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Illinois, said during debate, voicing the Democratic view of the likely vote outcome as well as the choice facing voters this fall. Sen. George Allen, R-Virginia, laid out the stark differences according to Republicans, saying Democrats offer "a vacillating strategic plan for retreat" while the GOP supports "a steady strategic plan for success." It is the opinion of Riced Out Yugo that we're simply fucked either way. Vote wat. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 23:38:00 | |
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| Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory is in effect | |
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Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory has completed yet another aural gem:
BARN BLASTER 5000 Riced Out Yugo, Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, and the Great Hatsby are not responsible for bad trips, psychotic breaks, scorched eardrums, or angry neighbors. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 17:34:00 | |
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| this post constructed entirely using the dvorak keyboard layout. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-24 16:18:00 | |
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| haquez | |
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Posted by kitty ^__^_^___^__^__^__^_^_^ MEOW MEW Posted by kitty at oh shit I can't forge the time. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-24 13:39:00 | |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-23 23:47:00 | |
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| asbestos ted asbestos | |
| that honkie has soul | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-23 22:48:00 | |
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| ISGN | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-23 22:37:00 | |
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| Discovered on Usenet | |
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***1987 Laser Red Yugo. *Z80 engine with optional foot pedals (neat option) *12 inch wheels (3 of them included). *Black leather interior...glovebox. *Solid lift off wooden roof. *Custom training wheels *Dual exhaust side vents. (happened in accident but I like the effect of the exhaust coming from sides now). *Spoiler...it's a little bigger than the car itself but you can remove that. *Modified to run on gasoline or beer. Power windows (via contraption that moves the manual cranks. I made it myself) *Hand molded hood scoop ( The plastic will heat up enough in the summer that you can create your own shape if you want!) *Large trunk (If you open it up and use the whole car as storage. No back seat) *2K mileage last known. Odometer is being used as a cup holder now. All this and more... A steal at $16.00 or a case of Busch...FIRM. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-22 23:47:00 | |
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| supermarket mistake | |
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This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde
behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher" |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-22 07:19:00 | |
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| FRUSTRATION | |
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"Have you ever wondered why they tell you not to put more than 2 sticks of lead in your mechanical pencil?", I asked the glass face of the TV. Being a composition of lead, quartz, plastic, yttrium (for the red), and various other chemical compounds, didn't respond. So I punched it, somehow breaking my 0.5 mm Ph.D pencil that takes the extra-long eraser that I can never find anywhere in the process. After realizing that my homework wouldn't finish itself, I hit "Post!!1" on www.ricedoutyugo.com, decided to tell the readers that I lied about my pencil breaking, and proceeded to hold a death-grip on that writing implement and carve my fucking integrals and derivatives through the paper so hard that I ended up writing on the calculus book underneath my notepad. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-21 21:50:00 | |
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| U LIEK MUZIAK?!? | |
We are pleased to announce the formation a loose collaboration triangle between The Great Hatsby, Riced Out Yugo, and an unnamed artistic collective, in order to produce music of the utmost quality. Behold:
Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 20:56:00 | |
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| AHHHHH NO SKIFRE.EXE | |
 snowman not defeated by pie. several people dead, reel at 11. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-21 19:29:00 | |
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| DPDT | |
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We truely hope that your experience has been the finest it can be. Without your support, the floppy disk drive industry couldn't be what it is today. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 88, 2384, 9939617914882059723833462648323979853562951413 |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-06-21 13:40:00 | |
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| stolene informs | |
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top secret riced out yugo phonebook: the vietnamese telephone ministry: 323-221-7625 the armenian bible church: 817-282-0281 mystery mormons (fax): 801-240-1187 the flower shop where I got the violet violet to put in my jet-black hair: 505-983-978 At this point the piece of paper I stole from Eugene was ripped off. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-21 13:01:00 | |
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| Schmuck q. Schlimazel and the Ten Kilowatt Bagel | |
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"Ow!!" yelled Schmuck q. Schlimiel at the giant bagel, rubbing his zapped ass gingerly. "That fucking hurt!"
Schmuck q. Schlimiel then proceeded to give the Ten Kilowatt Bagel a piece of his mind, expressing his hopes that the following things would happen to it:
The Bagel zapped him again. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 12:24:00 | |
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| Fred Upton is a manly man | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 11:48:00 | |
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| we won't charge more, honest | |
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Can you fuckin' hear me now? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 11:19:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-20 17:24:00 | ||
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-20 16:01:00 | |
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| Contents of the Riced Out Yugo liquor cabinet | |
The Riced Out Yugo liquor cabinet has the following members:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-19 22:22:00 | |
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