Riced Out Yugo
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-26 13:22:00
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The hearts and spines of America
There comes a time, you see, when Doritos (tm) simply no longer cut the mustard. Perhaps it is the sodium content, perhaps it is today's faced-paced info-society, or perhaps it is simply the fault of gravity... it is uncertain if we'll ever figure it out, so we may as well shrug our shouldercuffs and focus on the issue at foot.

Indeed, not even the threat of choco-narcolepsy stops these lads, a situation which, three years ago, would have been unfathomable. It is a lesson on many levels, and not just in how hard it is to predict which way the nutsack will swing. It is also a lesson in how not to microwave saltines.

So on November 7th, remember: whoever controls the hearts and spines of America also controls America's parasympathetic nervous system.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-25 11:06:00
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Ceephax/Hax
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-24 04:15:00
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TODAY IS NOT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!

TODAY, OCT 23 IS NOT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!



ONLY SUCKAS WILL NOT IGNORE THE CAPS LOCK TODAY!
ALAS CAPS LOCK WE HARDLY KNEW THEE!
EVERYONE DO NOT USE THEIR CAPS LOCK!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-23 00:22:00
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TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!

TODAY, OCT 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!



ONLY SUCKAS WILL IGNORE THE CAPS LOCK TODAY!
LONG LIVE CAPS LOCK!
EVERYONE USE THEIR CAPS LOCK!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-22 09:18:00
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Becoming aware of the dust from which perumutations are composed - this is riced out yugo.

Regenerating the Garden of Eden configuration - this is riced out yugo

Finding our lost hat - this is not riced out yugo.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-21 05:05:00
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Everything has a breaking point. Screwing up the world would take more effort than not screwing it up, because it would change the status quo.

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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-21 03:19:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-17 03:39:00
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LEAVE B 4 U R EXPUNGED
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-10-17 02:02:00
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HAY!%$@211134``~~-..
HAY, TELEVISION

I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR GUFF, HEAR?

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, PASSING OFF HALFASSED HUNTER S. THOMPSON SCENES AS NEWS? THIS HANNITY AND COLMES SHOULD BE PAYING THOMPSON'S ESTATE ROYALTIES; I HAVE SEEN THE LIZARDS.

NO MORE ELECTRICITY FOR YOU. YANK YANK
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-16 21:37:00
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proverb no. 12367
many years ago, i said to my son:

split south with the funky judge munchkin
for whenceupon the tricky nicky do thou unta,
smoketh thine sticky mit hemoglobin blunta.

never juice the superego for personal gain
don't fuckin fall for no snakes on a plane

and foreverafter trinky pink panther egos,
clark gable hummis catastrophe, mine amigos.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-15 21:53:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-15 18:14:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-13 21:09:00
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your character name is limited to four characters, for each of the four characters you choose.
how do you choose between love and low carbs???
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-12 19:57:00
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klamtrap
  • Reiser has sometimes been known as abrasive and arrogant in development circles, but no body has been found.
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-12 16:45:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-11 17:48:00
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Welcome to Hatland
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-11 17:02:00
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Due to the recent snare attacks on the Yugo towers, we must declare jihat on
all fedoras v3 through 5 (6 pending).

Remember the battle of Tettnang!
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-10-10 20:18:00
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recent news headlines, watcast no. 4
  • Google buys Brangelina for $1.65 bln in stock
  • Lawsuit arises when HeadOn applied directly to the asscheek
  • Kim Jong-il sips momosa while entering nuclear age
  • In Soviet Russia, You report on Journalist
  • Nicholson savors egg role as 'hungry extra #2' in 'Mega Boobies 4'
  • Russia Deports 119 Georgians; Cynthia McKinney outraged
  • Saddam reportedly giggles as he derails another trial
  • Dennis Hastert denies knowing anything; Opinion polls agree
  • Media stocks up 20% with recent wave of school shootings
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-10 20:15:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-10 15:20:00
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