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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 14:27:00 | |
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| Things I would like to see on Computers in the future | |
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I would like the following things to be added to computers, post-hate:
1. A setting for browsers that says, "I do not want to remember any passwords, I do not want to see this message again, and if I click on something I meant to download it, thx" 2. A setting for the OS that says, "do not update anything, ever, thx". 3. A button, that tells the computer, "save all data, because it is about to be kicked in the motherboard by a user infuriated with inane dialog boxes, thx." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-27 14:24:00 | |
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| INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N? | |
| my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:18:00 | |
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| INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N? | |
| my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:17:00 | |
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| The passing of an era | |
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YOU DON'T KNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T GROW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T PLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T FLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T SHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T CHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T SNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! IN THE DIGITAL AGE! |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-26 02:22:00 | |
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| NEWS | |
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MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 22:58:00 | |
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| James Brown RIP | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 21:54:00 | |
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| what the fuck is kwanzza? | |
EVERYONEKNOWSTHEHOLEPUNKSCENEHOLEPUNKSCENE
iamalreadydead imalreadydead alreadydead alreadydead GET UP AND BURN A COURTNEY LOVE INTO YOUR HEAD! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-25 08:02:00 | |
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| merry vsnares day | |
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here is a vsnares block.
W I N N I P E G G I N N I P E W G E N N I P W G W G P N I N E G G G P N I N E W I N I P W E G G W I N N I P I G W I N N I P E G for extra fun, load this into your copy of octamed or renoise. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 02:14:00 | |
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| lrg 'n' n-crg | |
| i c u. u c mi. bt du u c frly? i p frly. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-23 07:56:00 | |
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| wat of the century | |
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this just in from google news
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-22 04:44:00 | |
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| rtqp got it all wrong | |||
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-21 01:07:00 | |||
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| the media in a nutshell | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-20 23:31:00 | |
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| K-Fed doesn't do Disco | |
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R'leyh crests the scalding surface Where K-FED lies, dead but Dreaming His soul drawn off into the swirling maw that is Cthulhu Bent Twisted and Snapped into the most terrifying and unreal dimensions of Cthulhu's nightmare Shattered self smashes together by pure raw evil will And is re-formed
INTO K-FED |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-12-20 23:10:00 | |
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| DR. HAT'S MARIGOLD FACTORY KICKS IT FUNKY-FRESH | |
Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory is pleased to announce the release of their latest butt-kickin', soul-wrenchin' jam!
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-20 19:54:00 | |
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drip drip drip drip drip drip drip? Yes. clop clop clop clop clop clop clop? Yes. valve valve valve valve valve valve? Open. horse horse horse horse horse horse? Go. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-20 01:51:00 | |
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| zzounds kernapple | |
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my elevation was 37 hectares when the rugs began to take hold. apples were in season; mangos not so much. it is times like these, when one must ask oneself: why i am i asking myself questions? don't i have anything better to do?
the answer: not really, and thank the gods for that. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-19 20:06:00 | |
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| a survey for you, the consumer | |
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Here is a survey for you, the consumer.
1. What will be the Betamax of the Internet age? [ ] BLU-RAY (TM) (R) (C) ($) [ ] HD-DVD (R) (TM) (C) ($$) [ ] I no longer purchase movies. 2. Are you likely to purchase a Sony (tm) (r) (c) ($$$) Playstation 3 (tm) (r) (c) within the next 6 months? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] LOL THE PS3 IS 3. Your church is opening its doors to homosexuals. You: [ ] SPEAK OUT [ ] REACH OUT [ ] COME OUT 4. Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-shebomp? [ ] YOU [ ] JESUS [ ] RICHARD SIMMONS 5. Do you believe that Richard D. James actually owns a submarine? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] Well... It's more believable than fox news. 6. If made available for purchase in real life, would you buy the "Tool Time" game featured as designed by Al on the show "Home Improvement"? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] hey where's all the trademark symbols 'n' shit 7. Are you aware that competitors of Riced Out Yugo, LTD are filthy, filthy asshats? [ ] YES [ ] YES [ ] What competitors? Thank-you very much for completing our survey. Please mail it to us at: Riced Out Yugo, LTD attn: francine bogwart That Place Where I Put That Thing That Time, 20th St. NY, NY 10009 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-19 01:09:00 | |
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| OI CLAMBAKE | |
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TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT *twist* TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET *prod* BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP *adjust* YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP YELP yes, ma'am, your poodle really is very sick. i recommend we remove its voicebox. |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-12-18 21:43:00 | |
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| Helpful charts from the internet | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-17 14:24:00 | |
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