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| Apple thanks you for your development work on the iPhone, hackers | |
tripping hard on two brown dots of unknown origin one stormy night, Steve Jobs hatched the following plan:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-09 17:10:00 | |
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| lay it on the line boy | |
| SPERIO-CRUNK. MAGNOLIA CRUNK. ACID HOUSE CRUNK. DAY-OLD CRUNK. MAD CRUNK. TURBOCRUNK. CRUNK 3000. CRUNK FOR FUCKIN' BREAKFAST. CRUNK FOR DINNA. CRUNK 4 LUNCH. CRUNK 4 BRUNCH. HOLLA | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-07 18:50:00 | |
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| transcription of the song "Ubformby" by Wagon Christ | |
| ekkkk t888 eeiwi etopar shuerbn akl2 ururslk kskskkk 3hosh3fl23ui52hhh23h rh ahh2hh2h2h2 e baq2eb2GFGGSwff ege fG FG 3GG gfug8356 rt817r arggg 18gro RG7GGGGGGR12G7R r7gr rG7G73G7 rG7G 77 77 rg7g GR RG gr7r G r gr7g rbbbb fbbfbf3789 b2bf bbBBBIF Bbf89b3bui3ibua2h4hiudrhh HDRR72V2VV2 1URU Uu U u&@# fbfbkkkjfjbfb98fbabf89fb q fbuabkjfb @ fjkakb 3bkf akjbfbkjbbbb abw777w bowbo2b sb93bfbBBb fbfbksj3bfjkjbjkf fbbfbfbfb ahwhiujhiru uis biubeiueiubvui aiuw uwiuuuq q q qn vnwov bnw nvano wbot basbu wbia fbbuiw fbbb vuwia qnosbe voein vijse bvos ebi vbusief suihtrbf bfbfbofos ATA fnaowtnf a AT svojiebnen vjjj qnqoi3nonm fhfaw b iw fbbfbbff93 vniovv qoowrwekajoiofii fnvvwowijow nvnnvn wrheowh ebrosovi pvmmwpijvppj fjwpofjpoepojfpownfp fpowfeponpfnpnf npwfnps pnsfnp shn93 vcn9w fniwof nla afnnfnf 9w | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-07 18:47:00 | |
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| crunk blaster | |
| clrunq blasta molassa fwoaofowafo qqq o usenrse fowanf kersnap mcpopple keblam. fofofofo zzzzz qqq nprqr aprparpar rthqk yowowowowo lawnmower malarky tinkle tisssss foqoofqo fqo234 elves hello guvnor brick brikc birkc birkenstokshires hhotbbitzese!~~ yes my precious soon we shall dine at arbys | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-07 18:41:00 | |
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| Yo | |
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At the depth of insanity, at the depth of the cells there is the truth. I praise to you a new light of insanity that shines over all that has been before me. The depths of the field is immense, it's totally confused however with hedges. BR y0! Fuck. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-07 16:39:00 | |
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| overheard on irc | |
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[12:20] <rtqp> q [12:20] <rtqp> -q [12:20] <rtqp> 0xFFQ [12:20] <T-2> son of a torus [12:20] <rtqp> F U ASSHOEL [12:20] <rtqp> RUINED. [12:20] <rtqp> [01:01] <rtqp> q [12:20] <rtqp> [01:01] <rtqp> -q [12:20] <rtqp> [01:01] <rtqp> 0xFFQ [12:20] <rtqp> [01:02] <rtqp> 0QQ [12:20] <rtqp> [01:09] <rtqp> fqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq [12:20] <rtqp>[12:20] <rtqp> q [12:20] <rtqp>[12:20] <rtqp> -q [12:20] <rtqp>[12:20] <rtqp> 0xFFQ [12:20] <rtqp>[12:20] <T-2> son of a torus [12:20] <rtqp> [12:20] <rtqp> F U ASSHOEL [12:20] <rtqp> [12:20] <rtqp> RUINED. [12:20] <rtqp> RUINED. [12:20] <T-2> son of a torus [12:21] <rtqp> yo mama [12:21] <rtqp> step on it son [12:21] <T-2> yo greasy greasy granny [12:21] <rtqp> funky chud nmuffins [12:21] <T-2> ohsnap [12:21] <rtqp> ugonna [12:21] <rtqp> sri lanka done serve no donuts torus-for-brains [12:22] <rtqp> wuquioueooqiw q [12:22] <T-2> masters of the universes [12:31] <T-2> fstab [12:41] <rtqp> fsck u |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-06 11:46:00 | |
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| a hearty welcome to the new paypal button | |
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mickey chartreuse is gonna paint u good. you'll be all like #FF007F and then mickey would be all like #7FFF00 and then things would get ugly, u noe? so yous best pay up. by tomoarra. othawise mickey aint gonna be happy.
Riced Out Yugo officially has no idea why the PayPal™©∫ made the image change. but, well, we suppose we are hotlinking, so at least they didn't goatse us. in fact, the button is actually more visible over the riced out yugo's patented phase-modulated background synthesizer's somewhat noisy output. in conclusion, donate $$ plz? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-05 22:16:00 | |
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| how to make questions into answers | |
1. Insert question into microwave, beep beep.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-05 16:30:00 | |
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| the street value of rice in america | |
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condoleaser turbotango mutinator googkle skygnet. INNDEX 'DIS MUTHAFUCQKA |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-05 16:22:00 | |
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| CRANK DAT RICED OUT YUGO | |
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PNRFNE UP IN DIS HOE pnrefnasdflkasd i can't take my ears anymore NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS NO MO MUSIC BY DA SUCKAS |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-11-05 02:23:00 | |
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| The Void | |
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The void is the place that lost lovers go, it's the place where we numb the body with your poison of choice - it's the place where lost body's go to weep in the moonlight sunset. Why is this cough medicine making me ill, why is the world making me ill. The world is my poison - deep and desire. IS THIS WRONG? I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE NO-ONE HAS TOLD ME ABOUT MORALES Y0! It's beyond belief what some people will do to get the void, it's beyond belief that you would do this to me yo! That's all cool because I pretend to be happy. It's aweomse. AWESOMEMEMENSNESME HO HO HO!!@!~!~!~...p;.].p[jo |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-04 16:21:00 | |
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| why circles are round | ||||||||||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-04 15:54:00 | ||||||||||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-04 15:52:00 | ||||||
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| our regards to the jupiter lander | ||||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-04 15:39:00 | ||||
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| haaa haa haaaa | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-04 12:40:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo performs a bottom of the barrel stunt | |
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Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging Catholics shagging EVERYONE GET OFFENDED
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-31 07:09:00 | |
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| i found my severed head methodology | |
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it was in the back seat of mah six fo i got mugged and it fell baack there while the gelatinous cubes slitted my teeth Then PNFRNE SHOWED UP AND IT WAS LIKE "PNRFNE SAYS HIA2U2" N LIKE THE CUBES WERE FUCKING FUCKED WITH LASER RADIATIONS. OKAY SO LIKE REMEMBER THAT TIME I WENT INTO THE CENTER OF THE SUN AND HAD TO FIGHT OFF THE ENDLESS NULL PADDING? OKAY LIKE THAT ONE TIME WAS KIND OF RELATED TO THIS. SEE WHEN I GOT RID OF THE GELATINOUS CUBES I WAS DRIVIN MY SIX FO IMPALA INTO THE HOOD AND THIS GARBAGE DATA JUMPED MY ASS LIKE "LOL CORRUPTED FILES" AND I WAS LIKE "WELL DAMN WTF" AND LIKE I GOT MUGGED AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING PISSED TO SAY THE LEAST, SO I LIKE DD IF=/DEV/ZERO/'D THEIR ASSES TO SAY THE LEAST TO SAY THE LEAST. MY EYES WERE HURTING AT THIS POINT. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY. PLEASE HELP ME. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 23:01:00 | |
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| i was banned off the internets | |
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i had a schizophrenia attack and william shatner banned me off of the internets please let me back William, i promise i won't cheat on you again |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 22:51:00 | |
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| world's largest mulletj | |
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000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 i was arrested for hax evasion cuz i didnt fill out the forms correctly did you have anything to tell me about that? 000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-10-30 22:49:00 | |
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| So... | |
| Has anyone found this guys hat yet? | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-10-30 17:13:00 | |
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