put him in the dishwasher, remembering to get the amount of detergent exactly right. and put a ball in there too, he needs to be kept entertained

put him on the eco setting for more economical washing of your dog. remember hes sensitive okay

TRIANGLE! IS ONLY A LIE! IF YOU DON’T EXPECT IT!!

SO. EXPECT IT.

fucker

hey i don’t mean to interrupt but
HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS

Dear TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY,

Thank you for your enquiry. This is not a glitch, we
have taken your money to fund the refurbishment of
the 7th floor balcony.

Kind regards

Leo Bartlett
Customer Satisfaction Department, Riced Out Bank


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> Dear Riced Out Bank,
> 
> All my money has seemingly vanished from my
> account. I was wondering if this is just a glitch,
> or if this is something to be concerned about.
> 
> Kind regards,
>
> TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY

sometimes i just launch myself out of my bedroom window because I AM A BIRD

become immune to the virus by dying before it can get you

you know, fireplaces aren’t that bad, just a little cramped but once you’re in them they’re just fine

What we really need are fully open protocols and platforms that can’t be controlled so easily by businesses and governments. Of course, the problem of ensuring people can get these services, like your example of just setting up a new phone plan, is another problem altogether. That is one that will have to be tackled either by legal force, or by developing an entirely new phone network that is somehow decentralised, affordable, and ubiquitous. This will not happen, so ffffuck. Bring back carrier pigeons or something?

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