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L'CD Contractions
The disco whine of LCD Soundsytem's "Losing My Edge" was just rinsing out when my phone rang. It was 1:02 AM. Startled, I paused the music and answered the phone. "WHAT SONG WAS THAT?!" a panicked, and somewhat crazed voiced demanded. I did what anyone would do in this situation, and got nervous that some weirdo was outside my window, and had my cell number. I gave my default reply: "wat" "It gave my wife contractions," he yelled, "She's having the baby!! I'm driving her to the hospital! Tell me what it is later!" Then he hung up. My neighbor's wife was pregnant, and I vaguely recalled this month being mentioned as the drop zone. There was also a lot of commotion going on, over there. I'd say it's COOL to start your journey into life to the tune of LCD Soundsystem's "Losing My Edge," but, no... that's just painfully ironic. "Hey, that's so cool, you were born during a song about how silly being cool is!!" No, I think I'm going to tell them it's a Ladytron song instead.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-13 00:20:00
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cattlestar syntactica
you herd it ear first.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-10 01:02:00
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chantz
keewowie zowie sugar hay hairy kunkle keezowie kooie louie weegee wocky woo-ie lentilziltzkin datzgo homie (lentilziltzkin datzgo homie) huoarbodacious datzo roamie (huoarbodacious datzo roamie)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-09 03:59:00
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riced out trash talk
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-09 03:57:00
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HIBILLYMAYSHEREWITHTHEALLNEWOXYGEN ITMAKESWATERWETBREATHITPUTITINYOURFIRE ANDNOWITSAVAILABLEFREEWHENYOUBUYATMOSPHERE
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-03-06 00:29:00
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COMING SOON FROM RICED OUT RECORDS!
Electrojerk -- Electojerk Tells It Like It Is [EP] Techno Is For Assholes Trance Is For Assholes Goa Is For Assholes Electro Is For Assholes I'm An Asshole AFX - Konklaver [LP] Flan Ard Saint Water 2 Gatelewn Mist In Storage Konklaver Fashionable Headpiece Kashing For In (Fank2) Wisconsin House Band -- Cheddar Luck Next Time [LP] All Cow No Bull Whey Out There Jarlsberg Donk Wisconsin Dank Pabst Factory Tour Swiss Maximus Winnebago Funk Eddie Cheddar Practicly In Canada Milwaukee Represent Cheddar Luck Next Time Bill Gates -- Philanthropy Days [LP] The New Bill No iPods Please I'm Bored Bluescreen Dreams Trippin' Ballmers Steve Jobs Smells Down With Malaria Sickle-Cell Stickup Artist They Call Me Codehand
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-03 00:35:00
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Normalisation hax in the mainframe, virtual reality penis enhancement viagra. Odd table with a messed up leg. OPEN FOR BUSINESS steakhouse in the 938298348th street.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-03-02 16:51:00
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My password is walrus, login: jdfijs9. That's the truth that is. What's up in the system> THE SYSTEM IS RED. I REPEAT: THE SYSTEM IS RED. But that's the colour of love and peace it so happens in the instruction manual. Don't worry, chill out. #ffffff With the superior index, neptune, jupiter - and to the outer regions of space and time. Etc. What is this headerimg it is like two prison guys wet.ffffdsfs34t4e seven
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-03-02 16:48:00
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TURBINE TRIPPIN
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR muthafucka WHIRRRRRR WHREEEE WHEEEeeeeeeee WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPIIIIIIIIIN WHIIIIIIIIIIIIR WHAT A RUSH
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-02 15:20:00
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streaming mind patterns
Level one drug experience: Acetylene Flashback British Transatlantic cable Projector trouble: Clean air filter Replace bulb Smash LCD WEP keys you are not supposed to have: c89399d2b0058f96bc11a63482 2d636d4b54765950482a26697c 680D15428969A02C251543BC99 9C571BF35304762CE9F6ADE987 7873062967 64bit lolz 1647E694F3625D486F05C93B6A F8540B1A43E87EB9892D9821CA
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-03-01 22:26:00
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Riced Out Talking Points
If you should find yourself lacking anything thoughtful to say during a Riced Out Coversation, Riced Out Press Conference, Riced Out Keynote Speech, or other Riced Out Whatever, why not try one of these? Rush Limbaugh looks like the contents of a McDonalds fryer poured into a suit. I feel Newt Gingrich is relevant because he twitters. Fuck the constitution; No one's read it in a hundred years anyways. Hypocrisy is totally IN right now. I thought opiate-era Limbaugh was much more thought-provoking. If Ann Coulter were an animal, what kind of animal would she be? I bet Hilary's a tiger in bed. I heard ExtenZe has a major stake in CNN. Rosie O'Donnell is the loudest refridgerator I've ever heard. Without poverty, there would be no Bono.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-03-01 01:56:00
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DJ, clear the decks
i don't own a monkey monkeys don't own me we're here in congress i really have to pee you know from my twit i'm web 2.0 a bit and i suffer from delusional, congressional A.D.D.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-27 19:49:00
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posted from the riced out zeppellin
...but outside the bounds of reality.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-26 02:17:00
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obama gambles banks invest stem cell exodus
presentendial electric lights flashing very fast, is it actually a blackuary? revent jeeeseeeee jaxon sleaze sonar. question regarding the eomplyment of presidential wqidgetry. romanesqo baqdrop enspired bye situps across the atlantic wish i wasn't so sleepy but i should already be in bed whundy whooop. sunday morning, ice cream scusey. see u lookin
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-24 05:09:00
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ethyl mercaptan is not to be confused with ethyl merman
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-19 13:55:00
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Dangerous instructions.
"Certain formulations, notably aluminium powder and potassium chlorate with or without sulfur, become less stable over time and may combust with little or no warning. Modern pyrotechnic practices call for never using sulfur in a mix containing chlorates. that produces a loud and sometimes powerful explosion. The key point is that flash powder can explode without being contained. Just about any amount of flash powder will explode if contained, but it can also explode without being contained if the pile Small quantities (less than a tablespoon) of non-contained flash powder usually burn without making a report (audible explosion) unless the quantity is above its hypercritical mass. A loose pile (tablespoon) of flash powder can "explode" or cause a loud report without being contained in a tube or another type of container, which can lead to injury or damage if this outputpowerful explosion. The key point is that flash powder can explode without being contained. Just about any amount of flash powder will explode if contained, but it can also explode without being contained if the pile is large enough. The point at which open flash powder explodes will vary by formula (i.e. amount of sulfur, aluminum quality, etc.), so be aware that flash is not expected or desired. Example: a small quantity of flash powder is placed on an open surface (ground) and ignited. The output is a brilliant white flash and smoke, but relatively no noise. Next a larger amount of flash powder is similarly situated and ignited. Assuming the amount of flash powder is large enough to allow its own mass due to gravity to contain itself, the reaction will result in a deflagration, similar to a detonation is large enough. The point at which open flash powder explodes will vary by formula (i.e. amount of sulfur, aluminum quality, etc.), so be aware that flash powder will explode without being contained if the amount is large enough. Measurements are approximate and illustrative."
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-02-18 22:50:00
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karnov's revenge
FIYAHHH HHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-02-17 21:40:00
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Monster Energy Drink + Vodka
... + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + L-CARNITINE + TAURINE + GINSENG + B VITAMINS + VODKA = burp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-16 19:56:00
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On The Thoroughbility Of Mashtronic Titmouse
Sundry lads and lasses have toyed with the mysteries of Mashtronic Titmouse over the years, but the divers interest has failed to yield results in the tangibility department. Nay, short the matrix taking into account the thoroughbility of Mashtronic Titmouse, percolate the result potential potentially into tangibility. Unfortunately, tangibility can't buy love. It can't buy light bulbs, food, or Elvis records either, so fuck that shit, a man's got to listen to pork and eat Elvis records dammit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-16 11:58:00
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Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise
Marcolio Savage was a savage man. Most just called him Marcolio, however, rather than Savage, because it hurt his feelings, and when Marcolio's feelings got hurt, he became Savage. Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise once came across Marcolio Savage at a gravely crossroads with picturesque white pointy signs on a misty morning. "Greetings," said Encilliante Kleiss du Mayonaise casually, crossing from east to west. "Rrr." replied Marcolio Savage, crossing from north to south. The End.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-02-13 21:26:00
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