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| 89 cent value meal | |
| killed my family | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2009-04-21 03:32:00 | |
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| -1 | |
| madeline albright trippin balls in a deluxe recliner skirt u noe it baby that white undergarment effervescing like sum muthafuckin element or some shit that madeline albright never talks about her dad, a painter with the schizo. just stepdad, but it's not well-cockudented on tikiweedia. erhaps pew ould cfigure zout urself, bat wat dat zat weeniun. SJDDKFDlkfldsf louise sez 2stfu but louise can stfu hrslf the stupede nonwat nbitch. slap you, you cant see russia from there, you can;t see russia anywhere, for shit, bitch. no not you madeline albright, chill, we cool, i talkin 2 louise u dig?? yeh, see louise, madeline albright gets it. even she aint koo w/u. stankasaurs skank dorito w/ hed cheez ur tats r wack dunt b shankiun me j. tellin teh/tru SKD:LFKDSLFWATCRACK foe sho dunt u shoe my keds im a green belt in the forcve, the force of whoopin yo azz. collaps.@ dunt funk leftwid3 i tink u dutni3 zat ked. oh shit, this loaf is baked. compliments 2the chef. nice presentation, like cybotron teleporting through time to perform "clear" inside my sugar dish -- that kind of loaf. its shi3 thiu s9efre dun beep @/me laptop. i slash u!@ ?/////// | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 17:06:00 | |
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| happy, uh, what day is it? | |
| to quote a great wayne, i like birds. bowl entrance, sculpted resin canal upon thine eyeballs i masticate, naked, on the carpet, your carapiece fresh among them. festwidth bowl excite, mellow chewin' up ur soul w/ warm shifty tendrils. i love you sofa, thank you for prividigling snax. thank you pacman for powerpills. thank you plant for plant. thank you for flirtzing of elk waking up elftera beast slekp on a satvourday mletving, autonomic snax aghpparent. gravity is like a giant trampoline. hero dynamix plasticized by sonoid waves penetrating my chest. fink a twelvewidth elursico f09 ntint livvleslesstic callaughwumpus. chirus chlork taeks lsd. srs 7777 m8. 9 rum;p k boogie, did you know smoking is good for you?? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:48:00 | |
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| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders | |
| i want to be a marine CSI and solve dolphin murders. i can be science hero and work with dolphins. however, three years ago i signed up for a mysterious game. the game starts now, your ford will promptly plummet off the roof of a parking garage. gas chromatagraph hero, mass dolphin spec. flip flip flip. john eli lilly, flip flip flip cnady. isolation tank, ketamine, an apartment filled with water and a dolphin that performs tasks in exchange for sexual favours. i'd continue this, but the aliens told me not to. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-20 16:38:00 | |
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| whoa man nam ahoy | |
| Rocket science isn't really that complicated. I could elaborate, but then I came to Riced Out Yugo to make a post. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-19 01:23:00 | |
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| Fuck yeah, Tetherball! | |
| Whatever happened to the tetherball courts on the Playgrounds? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-17 21:48:00 | |
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| Francium | |
| KNOB SOLO | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-17 21:12:00 | |
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| this is a robbery. | |
| this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. anyone even retaining a single 7 will be dealt with -- harshly. don't get too close; i'm proficient in the art of nasal welding. i want all the 7's in the bag. this bag. my bag. i will then calmly make off into the night. no one will try to stop me. this is a robbery. give me all your 7's. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-16 11:49:00 | |
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| a moustache in '73 | |
| why this anomaly? is a moustache simply '73? was it for visual variety, balance? is it some coded message from chris carter, or whoever wrote 6x10? did they just get bored creating the photos? WHY IS THERE A MOUSTACHE | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-15 22:43:00 | |
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| good day submarine | |
| don't shit a shitwich, holmes. it's cool. it's easy. not a problem. copacetic. easy to accomodate. srsly, holmes, stop shitting a shitwich. don't be such a n00b whiner, holmes. it's fine. dun worry. don't sweat it. take a chill pill. calm down, holmes, jeez. it's good -- all good. it's handled. it's chill. it's disco. don't trouble your mind about it, holmes. just breeze dat shanky n2 teh next mofo, yea. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 21:12:00 | |
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| preJEWdice | |
| You don't spin a Menorah. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2009-04-14 14:24:00 | |
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| THE FIRST DOG IS A STUPID MUTT | |
| that is all. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-14 09:59:00 | |
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| Spanish teacup EP | |
| 1. Flange market 2. Bakery deluxe 3. 127 bees 4. LFO apple | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-12 16:58:00 | |
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| transdermal clark loaf | |
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"Capistulent!~" i bellowed at the fiberglass bear, emphasizing the tilde in particular. "errZZZwatzchkerspukle" i continued, "urrahheeahhio ubd ghrylewzzzre mit gallywag!!"
i thought i'd told him off right and proper, but he was otherwise unruffled. "thank you for visiting oakhurst, california. i'm just a talking fiberglass bear designed to greet visitors and quote recent real estate prices. as such, i'm not capable of responding to your emphatic nonsense!!~" when i heard that tilde, i knew he was mocking me. damn you, fiberglass bear, damn you. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 15:30:00 | |
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| i just tuned into the 700 club | |
| i lost wood so fast. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-11 02:47:00 | |
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| CITIZENS OF THE STRATOSPHERE | |
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ENCODED MESSAGE FOLLOWS: qwerty THAT IS ALL |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2009-04-07 01:41:00 | |
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| er23 | |
| lesswidth the chunx shining effervescent, the referencing of references clanged into the echo delay flanger of toroid sinus funk duwangus pining in-between the sky and bake @ 375 for less than 12 parsecs. when my freshman chemistry teacher mocked han solo for bragging about distance when he should have been bragging about speed, i raised my hand and pointed out that he was talking about having taken a dangerous route, as opposed to driving the normal route quickly -- the course he chose required skilled piloting and an amazing ship. no one in the class had a clue what i was talking about. after an awkward silence, lecutring about hydrogen bonds resumed. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-06 22:55:00 | |
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| Vertical cloud matrix | |
| wtf, space ship from the west. no sidewinders. nuke the 83th president wtf wtf sjfsoifjs | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2009-04-06 22:04:00 | |
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| kong whistle | |
| it was tuesday. on doctors' orders, i'd stopped following doctors' orders. this was problematic, as i worked at a pizza pie repository just round the corner from a hospital, and i delivered. i managed to retain my sanity (just barely) by hiding in the meat freezer and eating raw pepperoni. unfortunately the green peppers were smart-ass bastards; i asked them what they were doing in the MEAT freezer and they said they were talking to my stupid ass, so i shoved them up my anus, squeezed real hard, dropped the results on a pie and delivered it to donald trump -- i never got over how he renamed the DISCO VOLANTE the TRUMP PRINCESS. curse that walking hairpiece thricefold. i wonder if he stored the leftover shit-pepper pizza i delivered in solid-gold tupperware inside a solid-gold subzero fridge? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-05 04:20:00 | |
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| zax attax | |
| effluevient luffurewhistle transvestite arpeggiator smeard across the burning alaska tits of marararagarage thatcher's savoury london broil of justice. don't fuie-louie chunx all the mondambo vortsky 12-twelve.pointsix elves. all over the bork and bounce collap.se@widget.dynamix.pierro. they vhjur yurplanis. you just want my hot dogs lady. stop feeding me this bullshit. i know what you're up to. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2009-04-05 04:13:00 | |
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