welcome to post no. 3247
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
this post has elegant oak paneling carved by master craftsmen in some amish-esque corner of vermont. accents of lemon and teak space out lush oaktonez. there is a telephone mounted on the west wall, in case of emergencies. it is red. the floor is also wood, kind of dancehall-esque, you know that kinda zigzaggy pattern they do. there is a stately looking couch by the north wall, red leather with old-skool rivets. a three-legged footstool is in front of the couch, and on the footstool are three kernels of corn. there is a quarter slot in the wall. putting in quarters elicits no discernable results. this post is a part of the Riced Out Yugo "room in a post" series.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker at 2010-01-03 08:59:00 |
